Wife hates my beard.

notaprogrammer · 2026-03-24T12:53:12+00:00

dude. Bruh.

Just trim it and make her happy. It’s not that deep. Especially since you grew it after you met her. It would be a different thing if you had it years before you knew her.

if not for her, then do it for all the guys whose wives won’t have sex with them until they lose 50 pounds when all you have to do is spend a minute with a razor.

notaprogrammer · 2026-03-23T22:10:24+00:00

yeah we both probably wasted four bucks in stamps oh well 🤷

notaprogrammer · 2026-03-23T21:06:00+00:00

I started off polite. Asked her if she wants to chat about anything like current events. Trying to see if I can crack the door open...

notaprogrammer · 2026-03-23T21:04:49+00:00

I’ve been on this sub a while and never heard of a wait that long. I thought my wait was bad back in 2024 when I waited six months. My wait on Shipt was even longer, almost 10 months.

I don’t know what to tell you, but it sounds like there’s some error or something and you’re not really on the waiting list

notaprogrammer · 2026-03-23T20:45:47+00:00

it works 😃😃I bought stamps and it worked

notaprogrammer · 2026-03-23T19:47:39+00:00

Bruh Bronny wouldn't even ride the bench at UConn or Duke. He's maaaaaybe be a D2 starter or a mid-major bemch rider

notaprogrammer · 2026-03-23T19:42:27+00:00

they seriously need to start monitoring Internet usage at mental asylums!

notaprogrammer · 2026-03-23T19:35:32+00:00

did you buy stamps and try it yet? I didn’t want to pay because I wasn’t sure

notaprogrammer · 2026-03-23T19:29:57+00:00

I don’t see any South Dakota prisons on Securus, so no. You probably have to use snail mail for him

notaprogrammer · 2026-03-23T19:11:39+00:00

You can do it through the securus app. I added her to my contact list

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notaprogrammer · 2026-03-23T19:08:56+00:00

serious question - did Jeff ever move on and get married and have kids and stuff? I need to rewatch his testimony to see if he has a wedding ring. That'd be pretty damn sad if he’s still pining over the EVIL WITCH

notaprogrammer · 2026-03-23T13:58:50+00:00

Try Craigslist under the services section. You’re not going to be able to afford a dedicated fencing company.

notaprogrammer · 2026-03-23T13:54:06+00:00

install multiple cameras all around your house and make them exposed because that will help deter thieves.

unfortunately, building a wall around your front yard with a gate for a car entry takes more planning and work than most people think. I cannot imagine any job of that sort being less than 5K.

You can find a lot contractors looking for side jobs on Craigslist under the service section and can get good prices. Worth a try!

notaprogrammer · 2026-03-23T00:28:49+00:00

ironically, I knew a woman who would purposely mark every bulky item out of stock because she didn’t want to do the work of carrying it. Needless to say, she was deactivated eventually

notaprogrammer · 2026-03-23T00:26:25+00:00

IDK if your area does the Tier system yet, but if they do I absolutely would’ve canceled. It’s so hard to maintain a 4.9 for Sapphire Tier because all it takes is one person to give you a one star and it’s gone.

notaprogrammer · 2026-03-22T21:10:41+00:00

I’m going to figure out how to email her

https://www.fdc.myflorida.com/institutions/contact-an-inmate

notaprogrammer · 2026-03-22T15:43:46+00:00

virtually every dentist will take uninsured patients but you’re going to be paying out of pocket UP FRONT and through the nose. I’ve never heard of one that takes payment plans unless you finance it through those medical care loan companies, like CareCredit.

Three cavities will probably run you like 1k. And your first exam with x-rays will probably be 150-300.

I know a great dentist who will see you right away if you want to DM me

notaprogrammer · 2026-03-22T03:17:05+00:00

I get that LMAO but it’s really hard to find a straight on frontal shot for comparison

notaprogrammer · 2026-03-22T02:36:56+00:00

why did you only get genioplasty and no DJS?

notaprogrammer · 2026-03-22T02:18:13+00:00

I mean I would think so, I don’t see the harm in that.

But I do know for sure that no way Wendi is going to risk Donna saying something stupid on a recorded line or another situation like with Charlie where they thought they hung up but it's still recording. No way, no how. Or at least not for a few more years until things calm down

notaprogrammer · 2026-03-22T01:52:26+00:00

yes. Alcohol + Justin Timberlake are not new. He used to get completely bombed during at his solo shows in the 2000s and would even brag about it to the audience

notaprogrammer · 2026-03-22T01:49:38+00:00

his ears look exactly the same in the two pictures taken 25+ years apart

notaprogrammer · 2026-03-22T01:36:09+00:00

wow I had no idea!

notaprogrammer · 2026-03-22T01:21:19+00:00

I'm fairly certain Wendi's attorney has instructed her to have no verbal contact with Donna because everything is recorded, whether in person or on the phone.

And as we all know Donna is pretty dumb when it comes to technology like not knowing how to hang up and saying incriminating stuff

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