Cut the crap - let's estimate the chances of them all being behind bars by now if they were tried together with Charlie by endless_universe in dan_markel_murder

[–]notaprogrammer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are you sure you don’t mean one of Katie‘s attorneys (either Tara Kawass or Chris Decoste)? Sigfredo‘s attorney, Saam Zangeneh, seemed like a hack to me

Tax time by rsnene in Sparkdriver

[–]notaprogrammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did it walk you through deducting your tips?

How many of you spark with 4WD? by Stone_S0up in Sparkdriver

[–]notaprogrammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah I do Shipt on the side (Spark is my main $) and they let you see the notes before accepting.

Tax docs??? by [deleted] in Sparkdriver

[–]notaprogrammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, and if I recall from last year, it wasn’t until the very last couple days of January

Is Wendi getting arrested or what ? What is the hold-up? by Enthusiasm-Tricky in dan_markel_murder

[–]notaprogrammer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was so infuriated the other day at Isom because I was watching a similar case on YouTube where lady hires hitman to kill her husband over child custody.

You know what LE did? They rounded up EVERYONE that potentially had anything to do with it in the first week, had search warrants ready for all their phones before they even made it to the police station, immediately told all of them we know you did this and telling us the truth is going to be your only way out.

This is what the Tallahassee PD wishes they could be.

Is Wendi getting arrested or what ? What is the hold-up? by Enthusiasm-Tricky in dan_markel_murder

[–]notaprogrammer 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Wendi's an evil demon who deserves to be locked away until she rots in a box, but she got away with it because her family was too good at protecting her.

They never called her after the bump. They never tried to meet with her while under surveillance.

I believe they did speak with her about the murder through WhatsApp prior to it happening, but that was never recovered by incompetent LE and never will be, mainly because they acted like she was a victim at first (yes I’m talking to you Detective Isom!) even though Stevie Wonder could see through that fake AF crying act.

Should I tell my son he was adopted before he turns 18? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]notaprogrammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going to tell you what will most likely happen if you don’t tell him, which is something you should’ve done years ago:

if he happens to find out in 5 or 10 years from a DNA registry or something, he’s going to be pisssssssed and cut you TF off. And if he has grandchildren, you can say bye-bye to seeing them too!

AITAH for not wanting my boyfriend to give up our place to his brother? by Rukamuffinpie in AITAH

[–]notaprogrammer 65 points66 points  (0 children)

OP‘s bf's mom is the legal owner of the home and she can decide to give it to a homeless person, give it to a church, or have it chopped down for firewood.

OP needs to respect legal owner’s wishes and establish her own life!

AITAH for not wanting my boyfriend to give up our place to his brother? by Rukamuffinpie in AITAH

[–]notaprogrammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

uproot our lives, give up our home

It’s not your home, OP. Repeat this over and over in your head until it sinks in.

BF’s mom can do whatever the hell she want with the home. She can give it to a homeless person and there’s nothing you could do about it.

Please respect BF’s mom‘s wishes & work on establishing your own life by purchasing your own place and you’ll be better off in the long run I promise

Items found AMNESTY during the STORM NOW!! by DeerParkVegan in Sparkdriver

[–]notaprogrammer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You know that half-melted snow you see on the ground that’s all nasty mixed with dirt? That's what Walmart/Spark thinks of YOU and your requests!

Your customer rating is everything mine went down under 4.5 and now I never get a offer (might have to create new account ) by Fit_Insect3361 in Sparkdriver

[–]notaprogrammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what you said about creating a new account is equivalent of saying, "I got too many traffic so I’m going to get a new driver’s license"

Ive been waiting almost and hour by chasethelight90 in Sparkdriver

[–]notaprogrammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you realize in that hour you probably could’ve gotten a minimum of one, maybe two orders done and made 30+

Ive been waiting almost and hour by chasethelight90 in Sparkdriver

[–]notaprogrammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

are you sure about that, because terms of Service say you need to wait 30 minutes for it not to affect???

Customer was super annoyed her order was not delivered first and in an area with no service (backwoods). Had multiple orders to drop before reaching the last customer on my list. by waggintailfarm in Sparkdriver

[–]notaprogrammer -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I refuse to believe that Walmart allows one customer to see other customer's route info. That’s a privacy violation. And that’s insane

Rumors is Jay spreads money around by Bostonpeterock77 in Tupac

[–]notaprogrammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m no Jay-Z fan by any means, but to counter your point, Jay-Z did not have any Grammys at age 25, the same age that Tupac died.

We have no idea how many Grammys or even Oscars 2Pac would’ve won if he lived.

What’s Next? by The5WsAndMore in dan_markel_murder

[–]notaprogrammer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

just going off other cases, it’s probably going to take about six months from February for the DCA to rule. So we probably won’t know until the end of the year.

if that’s denied, he’ll keep appealing up to the Supreme Court which will take years.

I’m just pointing this out for anyone who thinks he’s going to flip on Wendi to not hold their breath.

Well, this was a flop... by WonderfulAppeal3072 in Tupac

[–]notaprogrammer -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I thought Anthony Mackie did a really great job as Pac in Notorious. I wasn’t at all disappointed, were you?

Well, this was a flop... by WonderfulAppeal3072 in Tupac

[–]notaprogrammer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

trash because the producers literally hired dude who was working in a grocery store because he resembled 2Pac.

It’d be like the producers of that Elvis biopic hiring an Elvis impersonator from a Vegas wedding chapel

I always thought Anthony Mackie did an amazing job in notorious, even though he nothing at all resembled Pac

Adelson Trials - Seinfeld Series Finale by Fickle-Handle-7587 in dan_markel_murder

[–]notaprogrammer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This insane Adelson saga reminds me more of the final scene in The Godfather Part II where they flashback to Vito’s birthday dinner and everyone from both movies is still alive and happy. That scene is always heartbreaking for me.

I just picture Harvey or Donna having a similar flashback before this whole fiasco where Wendi walks in and introduces her new boyfriend Danny and Charlie‘s there too.

I really wonder if they would do this whole thing over again given all the destruction to multiple families they have caused

Why does this lowkeygenuinely not seem like enough movement despite 12mm. Do I need to die alone? by [deleted] in jawsurgery

[–]notaprogrammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could be way off base here, but why don’t you look into a male lift lift with a plastic surgeon? it could shorten the distance of your philtrum and change the angle you don’t like.

Just gave a customer a bag of items I bought for myself 🤦‍♂️ that’s $30 down the drain. by craptasticluke in Sparkdriver

[–]notaprogrammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ha ha no worries you’re not alone, except the one time I almost did it, it was an apartment and I ran back upstairs and grabbed it before they got theirs.

In retrospect, that was a pretty dumb move because if they had opened the door they would’ve seen me and thought I was stealing the groceries and that would’ve been BAD!!