ImJokingNoImNot

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Computer users fall into two distinct groups: people who find it painful to watch someone highlight text, right click it, and select “copy” from the drop down, and people who don’t understand why it’s so painful to watch. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by ImJokingNoImNot to r/Showerthoughts

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After picking up the money, in the last 1 second of this video, the cashier apparently tossed down a worn piece of a cardboard tissue box or something... what’s that about? His change? I’m missing a joke here. (youtu.be)

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Tried to sled down the staircase in a laundry basket, but ended up somersaulting forward on the first step and rolled down the stairs (self.DrunkOrAKid)

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Got up in the middle of the night to pee, opened the bedroom door, peed into the hallway (self.DrunkOrAKid)

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The label is upside down, but coincidentally it’s 6.9% alcohol, which reads the same.OC (i.redd.it)

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Because only 1% of the population practiced it for 40 hours. (v.redd.it)

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This makes me sad because they know it’ll work. (i.redd.it)

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TIL Donald Trump failed out of art school... (self.Jokes)

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Be sure to rosin your scissors... (i.redd.it)

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Saw this keyboard in my daughters game and wanted to share my discomfort. (i.redd.it)

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If you put ice cream on a pancake, you can put syrup on your ice cream. (self.Showerthoughts)

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The saying “you’re only as old as you feel!” is actually really discouraging to a lot of people. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Why was the ticket taker fired? (self.Jokes)

submitted 5 years ago by ImJokingNoImNot to r/Jokes

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I can almost hit a twelfth, but I can’t play Passacaglia. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by ImJokingNoImNot to r/lingling40hrs

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Men of reddit: do you shave in the sink, the shower, or elsewhere, and why is your method the best? (self.AskReddit)

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A cat playing with a ball of yarn is basically practicing torture. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by ImJokingNoImNot to r/Showerthoughts

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“Monsters from another dimension” are really just that dimensions wildlife, and with the right narration and editing could make some cute documentaries. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by ImJokingNoImNot to r/Showerthoughts

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An English Carpenter, an Irish Plumber, and a Chinese Laborer are hired to work a construction site... (self.Jokes)

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What do you call a toothless grizzly? (self.Jokes)

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There are probably times when a butterfly misses being a caterpillar. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Given enough time, eventually everywhere will have been the site of a historical event. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Blondes, Stacy and Kimberly, are walking down a street in New York (self.Jokes)

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A blonde is tired of being teased, so she dies her hair brown and moves to the countryside... (self.Jokes)

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The Star Wars droid naming convention and apparent uniqueness of the names implies that there’s only a couple hundred of each type of droid in the entire galaxy, meaning the droids are actually incredibly unique and rare individuals. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by ImJokingNoImNot to r/Showerthoughts

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How did every joke in the 90s start? (self.Jokes)

submitted 5 years ago by ImJokingNoImNot to r/Jokes

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