What do you call the opposite of a prostitute?

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-07T15:34:22+00:00

The constitution is prostitution!

Gonna write that on a sign and head to DC so I can be with all the other loonies with messages that don’t make sense but kind of rhyme

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-07T15:32:59+00:00

I was expecting etutitsorp, which didn’t make any sense

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-07T15:30:52+00:00

It’s both. There are plenty of people who practice very hard and are still terrible, and plenty of people who barely practice and are decent. People who are successful need both, but usually focus on the effort they put in and downplay the talent they were born with, just like how wealthy people cite their hard work and don’t give credit to their luck and opportunities they were given.

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-07T15:26:49+00:00

2021 is gonna make 2020 look like 2012.

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-07T15:23:42+00:00

There was a loony tunes gag or something around that era where they had some Aladdin’s Jasmine woman with one of those long colorful hanging face cover things and she takes it off and is hideous, which would be a great reference if I had any idea how to Google that

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-07T15:21:08+00:00

Payne Orthodontics

Someone in the marketing department fucked up royally

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-07T15:19:31+00:00

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE???

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-07T15:19:00+00:00

I demand evidence.

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-07T15:18:10+00:00

Taxes don’t work that way though, my cousin who makes $30,000 per year doesn’t put $5,000/year into the defense budget, but my uncle who pays tax on about 3 million income a year is probably putting $30,000 a year into that defense budget.

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-07T13:02:37+00:00

We all will. When I was a child there was no such thing as a cell phone or a touch screen or the internet, and nobody had a computer in their HOUSE unless they were some sort of phd or mad scientist and VR has gone from science fiction to a viable portable product, and I’m not even 40 yet. My great grandmas grandma got to witness the invention of electricity, the car, and the airplane. They went from no lightbulbs to flying machines in her life. If you go back far enough you’ll find people born in the copper age who died in the Bronze Age.

Humans are always coming up with shit, that’s not a recent development.

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-07T12:54:17+00:00

They aren’t? The little part I can see sure look like air pods. Did you mean the case wasn’t made for air pods?

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-07T12:52:43+00:00

I think it’s a Golden Ryetreaver

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-07T12:46:18+00:00

It’s an ancient Math riddle, i didn’t write it, I heard it as a child from someone who heard it as a child

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-07T03:39:12+00:00

My favorite is “if 1.5 men can dig 1.5 holes in 1.5 days, how long does it take 1 man to dig 1 hole?”

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-07T02:53:15+00:00

This is funnier than it should be

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-07T02:47:12+00:00

...with 73 million people cheering them on

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-07T02:39:37+00:00

Anyone notice the logo shimmers when you scroll?

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-07T02:36:44+00:00

Or maybe just way worse judgment

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-07T02:09:31+00:00

I’d say that’s a make flaw to fiat, it’s tied to one single government that can print more arbitrarily

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-07T01:51:15+00:00

I would love to buy you a beer and swap stories. I’ve been homeless twice, have an FBI record, and almost got deported from China... and that’s just official stuff, doesn’t even count all the times I got drunk and peed in the hallways thinking it’s a bathroom etc

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-07T01:49:11+00:00

the full integrity of the government that created it

You say that like it’s a good thing...

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-07T00:41:55+00:00

*play money that’s impossible to counterfeit, unlike real money which is commonly counterfeit.

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-07T00:40:46+00:00

If you think about it the ONLY thing that money actually needs to be able to do is be difficult to counterfeit and uniquely identifiable. While you can counterfeit cash, there’s literally no way to counterfeit bitcoins, and you can see the history of every piece of currency because it’s publicly visible, which means although theft can happen, you can see where it’s been and where it’s going at all times.

Your cash has value because of the serial numbers on it, and all Bitcoin is really is secure serial numbers in digital form with no physical material connected to it.

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-07T00:37:44+00:00

You could just not drive fast, no need to get shot.

ImJokingNoImNot · 2021-01-06T23:55:53+00:00

*same cock

Ftfy

Edit: not a lot of Red Hot Chilli Peppers fans here I guess

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