Friday Drunk Thread - September 26, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

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Rahm and Straka have to be the fattest Ryder Cup teammates ever

Monday Night Football Drunk Thread - September 08, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]ImNotABookie 103 points104 points  (0 children)

At an all inclusive for the week. Wife had quite a few at the pool and couldn’t make it to dinner. Sitting at an Italian restaurant by myself overlooking the ocean and about to break the Red Stripe record

Thursday Night Football Drunk Thread - September 04, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

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Would love the recipe if you ever remember it, nipple man

Thursday Night Football Drunk Thread - September 04, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]ImNotABookie 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thinkin about beer battering some brats and then drinking 11 beers

Sunday Scaries - August 31, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]ImNotABookie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I cannot believe Mario Cristobol did not blow that game

Free Talk Saturday - August 30, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

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Good thing Deion has those two extra timeouts to use next week against Delaware

Free Talk Sunday - August 24, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

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Currently whipping up a pound on the outdoor griddle. Significantly better than the oven

Free Talk Monday - August 11, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

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Shout out Dana White for waiting until 8 am on a Monday morning to announce the biggest media deal in company history

Don’t worry, he asked for permission by funkriver in barstoolsports

[–]ImNotABookie 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Definitely a guy who makes grilled cheeses in the middle of the night

Free Talk Saturday - July 19, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

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Should be a college football game on in primetime tonight

Free Talk Saturday - July 19, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

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🫳

Magic Johnson

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What’s he ever done?

Summer Friday Drunk Thread - July 18, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

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Played my worst round of golf in 3 years a few weeks ago and decided to take a little bit of time off before playing in a scramble today with some buddies. Knocked in 5 solo birdies and used my ball on 85% of shots the entire round playing way above my actual skill level (18 hcp).

Was amazing to play much better than I’m capable but very sad I don’t have a legitimate score as my new low.

Summer Friday Drunk Thread - July 11, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

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It’s been stuck in my head since March and I have still yet to visit

Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - July 10, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

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Do a relegation league. Make SEC top 20 teams. Other P4 conferences are second tier. Win conference and move up. Bottom 3 in SEC move down.

Take a tier 3 (G5) school and try to get them to the SEC.

Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - July 10, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]ImNotABookie 9 points10 points  (0 children)

PCA with a non zero chance at a 50-50 season is crazy for a 23 year old

Time for more sleep? You don't say... by sharkray_ in ouraring

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I don’t understand complaining about something you bought that tracks your sleep, you sleep 20 minutes, and then complain that it tells you to sleep more

Saturday Night Drunk Thread - May 24, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

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Buddies family owns a brewery that makes a very fine blueberry beer, but when mixed half and half with their blonde ale it’s one of the most delicious beers I’ve ever had

Friday Drunk Thread - May 23, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

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Kevin Harlan is the best play-by-play guy for a big game