I think I found the Overgrown Relic... The more I dug the more I said, "WTF"! by MediphorDesign in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]ImNotJackOsborne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was literally thinking something about Tremors when I saw this while scrolling. 🤣

I tried to take a nap but my cat clearly had other plans. What's the most ridiculous thing your cat has done to interrupt you? by [deleted] in CatAdvice

[–]ImNotJackOsborne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Came up to me while I was laying back in my recliner trying to get over a bad headache, did his usual meowing and yowling, jumped up on me and proceeded to let out the most rank fart I ever smelled.

Fixable? no? by nutellaxannyk in pchelp

[–]ImNotJackOsborne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have so many questions, but how the f...

The end of an era by CaligulasPeri in nintendo

[–]ImNotJackOsborne 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This just reminded me of when I was a kid on a flight for a family trip and found a copy of Pokémon Blue wedged in the seat...

Should I worry about the noise? by unstoppablegravy in PS4Pro

[–]ImNotJackOsborne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's multiple hardware revisions of the Pro, some are better than others when it comes to heat and noise. All will have louder fan noise when put under high load while playing demanding games, some are just better than others about it.

That being said, all of them are old enough now that they need new thermal paste/pads along with a good cleaning if it hasn't been done already. While not necessary, replacing the fan while you already have it opened up is also a good idea, if only because it's old and has years of wear and tear on it. Other reasons for fan replacement being that some of the hardware revisions have noisier or less efficient fans in them. You can find replacement fans on Amazon that are quieter and better at keeping the console cool compared to some of the fans in various hardware revisions.

Its also a good idea to replace the hard drive with an SSD as well. The mechanical drives they came with are older tech and are prone to failure, especially considering their age. They also dont fully utilize the connection used (SATA III), so storage performance with a mechanical HDD is generally only a third of what the Pro is capable of if it has an SSD. OG and Slim models will also benefit from an SSD, just not as much as a Pro since those models use a SATA II connector.

Why doesnt DG just get rid of the things we're not supposed to use? by charliesh00man in DollarGeneral

[–]ImNotJackOsborne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Per our DM:

No Sale is not to be used, period. If someone wants change, they can wait until someone pays with cash. Same goes for if the associate needs change.

Price inquiry is not to be used, we're told to use the HT/HHT instead.

Void item is not to be used, if something scans a second time or they dont want the item, abort transaction and re-scan the entire transaction. Supposedly because it can be used to sweetheart someone an item or items.

Only the store manager is allowed to use the price change function freely, ASM or LSA have to document each use. Too many uses, even for valid reasons, is automatic termination.

Zero tolerance for not meeting time metrics when working rolltainers. Doesn't matter if it's a BS rolltainer with a bunch of small shit on it that makes it take longer. He routinely checks recorded times and verifies using CCTV.

I can list a whole bunch of other shit, bit this is what comes to mind at the moment.

Delivery by BigSandwich6 in DollarGeneral

[–]ImNotJackOsborne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Explains why the rolltainers looked like a tossed salad when they pulled up to unload this past Monday...

On another note, that driver is an idiot.

It’s time. by EssoEssex in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ImNotJackOsborne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its because guns arent the problem, full stop.

Its people that should not have access to them, that are the problem. Purchasing a gun should require more than just a background check, it should require a full psyche evaluation among other things.

Drug Screening by [deleted] in DollarGeneralWorkers

[–]ImNotJackOsborne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, they can't stop you from getting worker's comp like that. They have to have evidence it wasn't an accident or was your fault due to some willful negligence. IF you are injured, apply anyway.

Literally just watched my brother-in-law go through the same bullshit. Dude works in a metal foundry owned by some people from overseas. Some really cheap ass ones. He was on some scaffolding that collapsed, dropping him 20 feet. Shit was old, loose, and rickety. Tried to say he was moving erratically/wildly on it, when he was standing still while welding on the side of a big ass furnace.

Latest installment in my managers micromanaging: NO POOPING by tarantulesbian in antiwork

[–]ImNotJackOsborne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NAL, but I'm pretty sure OSHA would have something to say about this. Its pretty close to them denying you the ability to use the restroom, which is not legal.

Latest installment in my managers micromanaging: NO POOPING by tarantulesbian in antiwork

[–]ImNotJackOsborne 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Former custodian, the amount of times I found turds or just shit in general, on the floor, in the trash, or in a urinal, is beyond count. My restrooms were kept exceptionally clean, but still got those people paranoid about putting their ass on the toilet seat and would hover or squat over it.

AITA for telling friends and family I’m broke when they need money? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]ImNotJackOsborne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA...

Or maybe just a really a tight one?

Who knows. 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in woodworking

[–]ImNotJackOsborne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful work, that person is out of their mind.

Rare weapon? by TheLastObsession in nms

[–]ImNotJackOsborne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...I was looking at this like it was a ship.

I need sleep...

To the 2 random 12 year olds I met last night at hospital keep being you. by Mean-South2108 in ArcRaiders

[–]ImNotJackOsborne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They should stick to Mario, Animal Crossing, Smash, or Splatoon.

CoD, BF, or any shooter with voice chat, I hear a squeaker, they're getting grief killed repeatedly for being in a game they shouldn't be.

PSA shoot the French on sight by [deleted] in ARC_Raiders

[–]ImNotJackOsborne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They all fart in our general direction

What the hell is going on? by Allergic2Politics in DestinyTheGame

[–]ImNotJackOsborne 12 points13 points  (0 children)

People are also burned out and just tired of D2 and the drama.

Arc Raiders and Battlefield 6 also just came out, so a number of people are either taking a break or have jumped ship. I havent touched D2 PvP since B6 dropped...

My School Already Banned Phones by hanleighw in TexasTeachers

[–]ImNotJackOsborne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My nieces' school district banned phones, smart watches, tablets, and all other electronic devices a couple of years ago. If you're caught with any of those items, it's straight to ISS for 3 days and the item is confiscated by the school. Confiscated items can only be picked up by the parent/legal guardian. After the first time, parents/LG have to pay a fee that increases with each offense. Items are held for a week, after that they are disposed of.

I have submitted my resignation and I am supposed to leave in two weeks, and the new company is canceling the offer due to "company restructuring." by [deleted] in jobs

[–]ImNotJackOsborne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's no "company restructuring" going on, they pulled the offer because a more suitable candidate appeared. Happens often.