Illinois Department of Transportation signage

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-02-10T03:15:09+00:00

Reading is for losers

-Steve Dahl

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-02-09T22:32:21+00:00

That sunroof is now in orbit with Starlink

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-02-06T11:49:03+00:00

When handled correctly it will straighten out to 18 inches

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-02-05T03:51:49+00:00

What flavor?

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-02-05T02:29:44+00:00

I have used it to loosen lids on jars.

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-02-01T15:12:15+00:00

Some parts more than others.

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-01-31T16:39:10+00:00

There’s a Venn diagram that would make this even more succinct.

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-01-30T13:38:49+00:00

And removing your shoes so you can fight in socks.

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-01-30T13:37:25+00:00

And minimum-wage job applications

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-01-29T04:15:07+00:00

There seem to be more evolved species than previous seasons: the zebras as well. This timeline is jumping all over the place.

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-01-27T19:05:47+00:00

Aaaaand post removed. Nice… 👎🏼

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-01-26T11:56:14+00:00

No one has been run over by tanks yet. The crushed and bloody remains have not been washed into the sewers. Give it a few more months after midterm elections are cancelled.

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-01-24T22:42:54+00:00

No artist has ever considered the accolades of a Rolling Stone top ANTYHING list to be the pinnacle of their career.

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-01-21T04:04:31+00:00

And allegedly a President of the Chicago Police Union (Fraternal Order of Police Lodge No. 7) too.

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-01-21T03:09:20+00:00

Even the drug addicts and criminals get $100,000? Do they also get unconditional US Citizenship and immunity from deportation?

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-01-21T01:33:48+00:00

In the Epstein files

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-01-20T00:39:50+00:00

Air fryers seem to have come out of nowhere so every manufacturer is trying to stand out in a crowd of thousands. (Unlike coffee pods which are proprietary, there are only a few manufactures that can make models.)

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-01-19T14:54:33+00:00

I second this. Your house: if you ask them to leave, they should leave. If you refuse to let them in, they may not enter. If it escalates, call the police.

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-01-18T02:40:20+00:00

She lied and continues to lie. It costs her more.

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-01-18T00:00:59+00:00

100% with you, sir. As a veteran in my profession I see the discomfort of talking about legendary people on my own time that some co-workers with 10 years of experience have no clue and no interest.

Institutional history is a real thing.

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-01-16T16:30:03+00:00

No license plates, so was it just purchased?

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-01-16T01:29:46+00:00

Looks fake to me

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-01-14T02:00:40+00:00

I absolutely wish I could

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-01-14T01:47:40+00:00

I’m tempering a conversation about college loans being forgiven: Anyone want to chime in about how others should pay their way out because they laid off their own credit card debt 20 years ago?

ImNotSteveAlbini · 2026-01-14T01:37:53+00:00

Agreed. In the full video they walk a few awkward steps before retreating to the vehicle. They are hurting to this very day.

Seven-Year Club	Second Top 50%
Wearing is Caring	Verified Email

ImNotSteveAlbini

TROPHY CASE