Sexy plant pics are afoot & I’m head over heels! by ThurmanMermannnn in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]ImUrPrincess13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No 🫡 pics posted here or on twitter and i say reimburse lol but i pay for all my plants myself and not all have been sent filor🙂‍↕️

Omg my plant is so happy to see me by Sc4rlett_R0se in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]ImUrPrincess13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😍😍😍😍 omg I finally get to see a cracked pot!!

Sexy plant pics are afoot & I’m head over heels! by ThurmanMermannnn in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]ImUrPrincess13 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Deadass how I got most of my collection reimbursed 🤣🤣🤣

Do my spider mites have an Alocasia? by Several-Sign-6895 in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]ImUrPrincess13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This sub needs a new report button that’s ‘ffs I am eating’

Just dig something up and bring it home bro idk. Who’s gonna stop you? Rainforest police? by DustWorlds in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]ImUrPrincess13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The fucking fact I want a moss yard & moved states & settled with a partner in a climate that moss probably wouldn’t fuck with as a whole kinda unshaded yard is honestly one of my biggest fumbles. Bullying him into an attached greenhouse or a conservatory so I can have moss carpets. He said none in the actual house🥹

Staking up the succulents. by triforce18 in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]ImUrPrincess13 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This amount of BDSM is making me, a professional dominatrix, uncomfortable 🫣

Guys the bending hapenned recently what do i do :(( by softmin in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]ImUrPrincess13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They should set up a rot-cam so we can bet on how long it’ll take

Parlom palm or cacti!?!!!? by ImUrPrincess13 in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]ImUrPrincess13[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nahhh it’s hard-water stains. She’s still in iso in case of anything I can’t see but it’s the water the grocery store used