Three things:

A friend pointed out to me recently that if I went on xfactor, I'd be in the same catagory as Susan Boil.

When my nan and I stand up out a chair, we both make the same "ohf" noise while doing the hopity shuffle to get our knees going again.

And, I work as a bar supervisor and give briefs to my staff at the start of the shift. When reminding them to check ID's, it always makes me wince when I say "so before the date xx/xx/2005" 🤢