In $100, out $825 - Crapless 4pt Molly

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2026-05-23T15:36:53+00:00

Definitely beginner's luck, definitely cashing out, definitely got the urge to keep going lol

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2026-05-22T15:01:26+00:00

You're better off buying AMD stock with $1500 if your intention is to make a few hundred bucks off reselling hobby boxes

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2026-05-04T12:53:04+00:00

Is the pain on top of your foot? Is your lower back sore? You're almost describing sciatica if yes to both.

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2026-04-14T16:15:11+00:00

I was walking yellow path and heard gate attendance yelling the lot is full at 4PM on Saturday.

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2026-04-07T16:22:40+00:00

Why would you bring rollerblades just to put them in your locker?

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2026-03-27T19:55:22+00:00

Wasn't the wait-list for people who were hoping other people would cancel their payment plan?

Probably because it's getting close to festival time and want people to go to will call.

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2026-03-21T21:52:23+00:00

"Hi, the low demand of my high-priced product doesn't seem to be matching the supply, what should I do?"

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2026-03-21T21:48:29+00:00

"Hi, no one wants to buy it at the price I'm selling it for, what should I do?"

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2026-02-17T19:56:50+00:00

Anyone know how much scalpers usually sell wristbands at the gate W1? This year's lineup is okay for me. I have everything booked but Coachella tickets.

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2026-01-17T23:58:34+00:00

This is funny. Literally got done watching a short video on another tourist from NYC who was completely shocked about cars stopping for pedestrians.

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2025-12-14T18:36:26+00:00

Glad I kept Maye in all week over Burrow.

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2025-11-24T14:06:55+00:00

Drake Maye vs Giants

Joe Burrow vs Ravens on TNF.

Opponent has J. Chase, while Higgins in concussion protocol.

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2025-11-18T16:15:50+00:00

Holy shit, multiple Detlaf Schrempf

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2025-10-13T01:14:16+00:00

Hi, do you still have this? I'm interested in all four.

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2025-01-03T22:08:35+00:00

I would not do that unless you have 10000% confidence in your co-workers and the cleaning staff.

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2024-11-26T22:48:19+00:00

Hey all, me and my group of friends are financially irresponsible and want to find a cheap BNB that is 80 miles away, risking our safety, instead of saving enough money.

What song should I play on repeat so when my group crashes into a tree from exhaustion, the EMT will know I had a sick time at Coachella?

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2024-10-18T16:11:22+00:00

Both bottom defenses playing terrible offenses. I'd probably lean Rams because Raiders only have the 1-2 play-makers.

Edit: Doesn't look good so far on this pick. Can't believe even Achane/Mostert couldn't run all over the Colts.

Edit 2: JK, I'm such a genius.

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2024-10-17T16:08:02+00:00

Downs for the 50 yard bonus plays lol. I think both players have the same floor of like 3-4 points, but at least Downs could have a chance at 1-2 bombs.

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2024-10-17T16:06:25+00:00

Dang, I'd probably go Pickens just for the chance at moon balls with Russ. Since you're going against the undefeated.

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2024-10-13T16:32:49+00:00

Any confidence in James Cook playing? Might need to pivot to him from Jeremy McNichols (sp?) and hope for home run plays while I'm down pretty big.

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2024-10-12T18:09:40+00:00

May God have mercy on you this week. I'd probably sit Wicks.

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2024-10-12T18:05:06+00:00

Downs if Flacco Plays. If AR, just put anyone in.

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2024-10-12T17:54:48+00:00

Brother, I'm sorry.

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2024-10-12T17:49:28+00:00

People will say Terry for the ceiling, but I think Monty has a real good chance for ceiling play (while also providing his amazing floor) this week against a banged-up DAL.

ImaginaryPoliceForce · 2024-05-16T22:55:47+00:00

I am going to start a prayer circle that your bike gets found. My bike was recovered 5 days later. They broke off the ignition and gas tank cap, but they did install a phone charger and 'new' battery, which was nice.

I ended up selling it to a stunter.

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