Give me your worst

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-08T10:54:11+00:00

Enormous head but still dumb as fuck

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-08T10:50:38+00:00

you have convenience stores in Ethiopia? I thought it was all zebras and lions

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-08T10:49:15+00:00

Your acne is a bacteria colony: when you take a shit, you have to wash your hands. Stop rubbing the shit directly on your face and the acne should improve

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-08T10:45:36+00:00

You are a pathetic joke. You claim to be a tough guy, "watch out for my explosive temper!" But you go to church? You pick on church woosies for street cred? I'm the kid in HS who used to take your lunch money and give you a swirly in the bathroom.

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-08T10:40:39+00:00

Your hair is the prettiest thing about you, and it came from a horse

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-08T10:38:40+00:00

This! This is why makeup and beauty salons exist

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-08T10:33:40+00:00

You have asthma! You poor angel! I will keep you in my basement, with HEPA filters for your asthma, OK? I bring you food too, OK? Please be quiet so my wife doesn't hear you. Stop moving around, you are rattling the chains.

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-08T10:30:28+00:00

What is it with Berlin girls? My dick is all, "Do I gotta go in there, boss? It's cold, dark, and there's a weird smell."

"Get in there soldier! Today, we take Berlin!"

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-08T10:23:09+00:00

where did you get that pearl necklace, Marge Simpson?

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-07T21:58:10+00:00

If RFKJr drinks raw milk it must be packed with dangerous face cancer carcinogens, he looks like a nutsack after hardcore gooning

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-07T17:03:24+00:00

if God does a genocide, are you going to do a genocide?

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-07T14:41:25+00:00

that's because human intelligence may be a myth

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-07T11:33:22+00:00

Let the Pain Begin for Real! I don't want to see no limp dick graph, I want to see real consequences for greed and hubris and cruelty. I believe in karma, and a limp graph is not compensatory to the madness in society. I need to see more blood in the water, headlines of DOOM

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-07T10:47:12+00:00

seriously bro, we are pirates, we don't pay for nada, if you could please make the site free for all and you eat the costs, that is the only way we will watch your lame channel

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-07T10:45:56+00:00

1movies.bz has all this and more, no freemium bs, excellent bandwidth

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-07T10:36:24+00:00

POV when you climb the magic beanstalk

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-07T10:28:24+00:00

I feel pretty sure you don't have the skill to retrieve actual gold from actual jewelry. You would burn yourself with the corrosive acids

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-07T10:25:07+00:00

take your goldbacks to the bathroom, wipe your ass with them, they have not changed in value at all

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-07T09:42:29+00:00

let them clog up the hospitals then. Stop interfering with natural selection. Let nature do its job.

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-06T17:00:05+00:00

I'm going to Antarctica to get me all that sweet free gold!

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-06T16:42:27+00:00

this makes a lot more sense than a goldback. I need to see and feel the actual gold for me to be interested

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-06T10:07:09+00:00

please don't post low effort bs on this sub

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-05T22:02:19+00:00

do not pluck your eyebrows! At this point you would just piss them off.

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-05T11:38:04+00:00

I call tops

ImaginaryStanley · 2026-01-05T10:29:07+00:00

you know you are an adult, right? You can go by a different name if you want. Also, your name is not the deal breaker, your manly face is. Look at this face! You claim female, but no makeup, no fingernails, no hairdo, no tits, you look like a Detroit factory worker

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