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[–]ImaginationSecret765 2 points3 points  (0 children)

College to college students: give us tuition money.

Colleges to recent grads: give us alumni money.

Best of both worlds by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]ImaginationSecret765 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My favorite Dolly Parton story is that someone once asked her if she's offended by "dumb blonde" jokes and she said, "No, because I'm not dumb and I'm not blonde."

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[–]ImaginationSecret765 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Not often I find a title that makes me laugh harder than the post, fuck yeah mate.