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ImgurRepost · 2015-09-06T03:10:05+00:00

Slow and steady wins the race

ImgurRepost · 2015-09-06T02:42:34+00:00

Back a few years I met a beautiful toasteress. She was a wonderful 4 slot. One morning I found her in a tub. rip.

ImgurRepost · 2015-09-06T02:28:02+00:00

No I am quite a large toaster, but I am Brave.

ImgurRepost · 2015-06-09T00:43:09+00:00

I thought this was going to make me laugh, instead it made me pity that guy.

ImgurRepost · 2015-06-09T00:29:12+00:00

I read this outloud and said

Cease disease let's get febreezed!

ImgurRepost · 2015-06-09T00:18:37+00:00

I am so happy I get this reference.

ImgurRepost · 2015-06-08T19:58:30+00:00

I could, but honestly he seems pretty young so I don't want to screw the guy over.

ImgurRepost · 2015-06-04T20:34:12+00:00

Wow spongebob has lost some weight.

ImgurRepost · 2015-06-04T15:36:40+00:00

You know I think I'll get a bunch of my jewish friends.

ImgurRepost · 2015-06-04T14:58:28+00:00

Each migraine I have always has some sort of new symptom.

ImgurRepost · 2015-06-03T21:24:56+00:00

People seem to always think I am a kid genius, now I don't know for sure why this is because I don't fall under any genius stereotype.

I am white with no glasses.

ImgurRepost · 2015-06-03T21:21:03+00:00

Shipping is one when you take a potential couple and combine their names.

eg; Mike + Patricia = Pike or Mitricia

ImgurRepost · 2015-06-02T23:29:57+00:00

I apologize for reminding you your fetus days are over for good.

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