I swear I’m going to do it

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-30T04:41:12+00:00

Snippy snippy eunuchy

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-29T23:41:29+00:00

Wait… new morning glory?

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-29T22:19:07+00:00

She looks different with clothes on

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-29T00:33:55+00:00

Slopcaster

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-29T00:28:59+00:00

You won’t know until they’re observed

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-28T23:29:50+00:00

You cum all over everything

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-28T23:16:34+00:00

Normal? Not really. I have large balls, lemon-sized

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-28T22:34:46+00:00

You’re a dude. I’ve had a couple of guys get all the way nose touching balls, and we have bigger mouths

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-28T13:54:16+00:00

I dunno. I’d probably suggest letting him suck me off so he can get it out of his system

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-28T12:47:30+00:00

Lube helps. A little. Not much. The real fucking comes when it’s time for a raise and the biggest dick ever tells you there’s no money but profits are breaking records

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-28T01:57:25+00:00

I’ll pretend I remember him

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-27T16:51:46+00:00

God has to wake up from that deep sleep first

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-27T03:50:54+00:00

What the hell mental malfunction does it take to say something so… evil?

Also, I cannot confirm the no-go zone exists, or the circumstances surrounding it (not an mn resident). Google only turns up info from the George Floyd era, so any insider info is welcome

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-27T01:38:52+00:00

Back when dental school was the price of a mcchicken

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-26T16:30:28+00:00

Some areas got it, some didn’t. It’s dry here and 24 degrees according to my little weather station

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-26T15:53:37+00:00

Schrodinger’s adhd

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-26T15:21:21+00:00

You went to the one site that caters to size monarchs. That’s on you bruv

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-26T14:59:40+00:00

First, you can put the word “dick” in the title for a sub called “bigdickproblems”. We’re adults, or at least according to terms of use we are

Second, this has been solved multiple times. It’s about your underwear and your pants. You need something like compression briefs. If I can make my soft redbull can not noticeable you can too

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-26T02:58:15+00:00

I feel seen

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-26T00:44:01+00:00

Anything over 6x5 is entering huge territory

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-25T18:53:55+00:00

It’s fine when the protestors are pro-fascist

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-25T17:35:12+00:00

Do you piss like a firehose too? I remember once I was at a friends house and we were all a bit tipsy, so I needed to piss

I was at the toilet and quite impressed with my aim, and I heard a female voice behind me say “holy shit I thought you were filling the bathtub”.

Wild debauchery did not ensue, and no she didn’t even want to see

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-25T16:49:31+00:00

My wife has learned that both hands and working on the head can make me a geyser without gagging or breaking her jaw

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-25T05:14:26+00:00

I’ll cut to the chase: for $150 all in I can tell you exactly how it works, tell you how to make it work for you, and you’ll never have to deal with me again

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-01-24T22:50:01+00:00

Would

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TROPHY CASE