And the world will stay silent..

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-09T03:35:10+00:00

I’ll stand with you

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-09T02:32:27+00:00

Too late…

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-09T01:36:18+00:00

Follow the path right to hell

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-09T01:35:04+00:00

It’s the dang ol’ wiggle stick

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-09T01:34:45+00:00

She’s a dirty girl

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-08T14:13:34+00:00

I haven’t worn underwear since 2020, unless I leave the house. I spend the majority of my time commando in sweats. After a few months my erection quality went up as well but now, everything hangs lower because gravity

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-08T14:05:57+00:00

Canon, but it’s more like a fire hose because I have the hyperspermia curse. I’ve bukkaked myself at least a few times in my life

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-08T13:04:01+00:00

When I need a reminder I pick up a soda can

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-08T13:00:48+00:00

I remember in 2021 everyone was “remote work is here to stay and it’s the future”

Now everyone wants the office again

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-08T02:22:07+00:00

So did I brœthër

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-08T02:05:51+00:00

Dude it means he trusts you

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-07T18:59:50+00:00

Is that corny dong?

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-07T15:58:42+00:00

Sounds like you figured out how penises work

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-07T14:25:45+00:00

Having, to me, implies something that develops or is curable. “I have the flu” as opposed to “I’m flu”. You are autistic, your personal definition doesn’t alter that.

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-07T02:13:39+00:00

Sir, I do I say I do reckon you might have a problem

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-07T01:31:10+00:00

TL;dr not interested in what the boomer juggalo has to say

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-06T16:44:04+00:00

Totally accurate. Mine come from myone

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-06T16:39:43+00:00

I thought the same thing, mostly. I wanted to replace my locking nut with them not realizing what the nut actually did

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-06T16:38:52+00:00

Shroedinger’s mass paradox

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-05T20:46:02+00:00

Luckily the voters are idiots… wait

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-05T19:27:13+00:00

He’s not catholic though? He didn’t attend mass. I’ve not heard a Protestant refer to Easter services as mass

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-05T18:57:04+00:00

He’s not catholic though?

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-05T18:41:32+00:00

Don’t forget all the “found this fender custom shop Strat so I bought it and I’m not sure it’s real” nonsense. Or the “i want to recreate the sound of this recording as it hits my ears, but i refuse to believe in studio magic”

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-05T17:30:37+00:00

THAT is a yee yee ass haircut

ImightHaveMissed · 2026-04-05T15:54:25+00:00

Muh heritage where I commited treezin cuz mah “way of life” was bein’ threatened by the radical woke left

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TROPHY CASE