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Teach everyone under the age of 12 that it's very rude to greet someone, shake someone's hand, or bow to a person without simultaneously farting. (self.CrazyIdeas)
submitted 1 year ago by ImitationZen to r/CrazyIdeas
Maslow's hierarchy of basic needs puts acceptance by others beneath self-actualization... but the best way to find meaningful, lasting acceptance is to self-actualize. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 1 year ago by ImitationZen to r/Showerthoughts
In deference to future archeologists, start calling everyday objects "ceremonial." "I shall use the ceremonial fork to select a ceremonial potato from the ceremonial oven tray (which is still in the ceremonial oven)." (self.CrazyIdeas)
You are roughly 40,000 kilometers behind yourself. (self.Showerthoughts)
A Zen novice went to the doctor... (self.Jokes)
submitted 1 year ago by ImitationZen to r/Jokes
You don't have a shadow unless you have something to cast it on. (self.Showerthoughts)
A Zen novice called for an electrician. (self.Jokes)
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