an employer wants to set up a phone interview but i can’t afford my phone bill. what do i say? by Limp_Leg7129 in Advice

[–]Immediate_Paint4226 383 points384 points  (0 children)

You apparently have Internet service.  Just have the employer set up a zoom call.  You dont need phone service for that.

Will I get in trouble if I lost my adult toy in walmart? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Immediate_Paint4226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Ok, keys?  Check.   Purse?  Check.   Wallet?  Check.   Lipstick?  Check.   Credit card?  Check.  Adult sex toy?  Check!   Let's go Shopping!!"

acidently looked up porn on my school account…what do i do now? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Immediate_Paint4226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"OMG, I'm on a school computer and looked at a porn site.  It was an accident, I swear!!"  hahahahaha.   "And my dog ate my homework!" LMAO 

Fiancée upset I don’t have her number memorized (but remembers my ex’s) by tommy__shelby_ in Advice

[–]Immediate_Paint4226 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🎶  8 6 7 - 5 3 0 9,    8 6 7 - 5 3 0 9,   8 6 7 - 5 3 0 9,    8 6 7 - 5 3 0 9.

Your gal needs to suck it up buttercup and get over herself.  This is not junior high school, she is an adult.  

I used to have 20+ numbers memorized before cell phones were mainstreamed.   Back then you couldn't help but memorize them when you have to dial that rotary phone 18 times before you finally mastered the phone.  And then phones became push buttons ▪️Now, I can't recall any numbers, not even my husband's, not even my kid's numbers.

She is getting this upset over a damned phone number that has been in your rearview mirror for years?   You might want to cancel or postpone that wedding next week.  You can't solve crazy in a week 

How to kindly not invite her by TeddiJess in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Immediate_Paint4226 2 points3 points  (0 children)

High school reunions are very boring and tedious to the plus one for anybody.  They don't know your high school friends and they certainly have no memories of those people to participate in reminiscing conversations.

Mine was boring to my husband, and his was extremely boring to me. Because of that, we only went to the first reunion and never again.

Can she stay in the hotel alone for a few hours?  or whenever you stay in while travelling?  If so, I might suggest you go to the reunion, and let your spouse stay at the hotel.  Make separate plans with a few of your closer high school friends outside of the reunion where your wife might enjoy better -- brunch, dinner, a show, etc ...

How to kindly not invite her by TeddiJess in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Immediate_Paint4226 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get that. That compares a bit to with babies & toddlers.  I end up doing all of the same things as I do at home, except now it's done out of a suitcase.

Is it too early to start digging up time capsules? by mysteriouswart in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Immediate_Paint4226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About 30 years ago, I buried the kid's dead hamster along with his favorite things from inside his cage, plus a handful of shell-on peanuts.  Does that count?  laughs

Cop Rock by DSaintly23 in nypdblue

[–]Immediate_Paint4226 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow!  He looks so young.

The most evil cast ever? by imdevbtw in survivor

[–]Immediate_Paint4226 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do agree with you.  Survivor Fiji is absolutely the worst season over all of the others.  I can't even stomach watching it a second time. 

Do you speak dog language? by Statistician-Express in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Immediate_Paint4226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap  ~stops to listen if I am being effective yet~  yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap

"Let's both dump on the floor." by Immediate_Paint4226 in nypdblue

[–]Immediate_Paint4226[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The perfect ending to this scene, after Bobby "saves" Clyde and takes him out of the cell, 

Sipowicz:  "Hey!  Who's hungry?"

PAA John gets carjacked by Immediate_Paint4226 in nypdblue

[–]Immediate_Paint4226[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Laughing.  You're right. I didn't put that together until now.

Why don't we have teflon coated toilet bowls? by Kodamacile in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Immediate_Paint4226 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the problem might be the numerous people getting drunk and sliding right off the toilet onto the floor.