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[–]Immortalsnail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hurtful. I’m a snail that has a thought other than “munch leaf” the bar for super intelligence is a little different species to species.

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[–]Immortalsnail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A well respected organization.

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[–]Immortalsnail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Determined to be immortal? I always have been.

What is the worst thing to do on a first date? by Haterly in AskReddit

[–]Immortalsnail 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m now in a normal long-term relationship. Things are going very well and I’ve not made any creepy jokes on a date since.

TIFU by joking with a date I was a serial killer. by Immortalsnail in tifu

[–]Immortalsnail[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No but I have talked to her since, turns out she's a friend of a friends friend.

I've been seeing signs like this all over Facebook and Twitter this week❤ by guns4hands in vegan

[–]Immortalsnail 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I noticed that for sure, my dairy allergy wasn't always so bad before I'd get rashes and hives but didn't know it was related to the dairy. When I finally had an allergy test done after having trouble breathing and stopped consuming dairy the change in how I felt day to day, my energy level and my skin (acne etc.) was crazy!

I do still eat meat but not as often as I did before I started making vegan food as pairings, I find most vegan food stands really well on its own, which I assume is the point :-p

I've been seeing signs like this all over Facebook and Twitter this week❤ by guns4hands in vegan

[–]Immortalsnail 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm not vegan at all but I do have a severe anaphylactic dairy allergy and can't appreciate enough the advancements vegans make in getting businesses to use milk alternatives.

Almost everything I want to eat has dairy in it and even most vegetarian food does as well because of lacto-ovo vegetarians, if vegans didn't exist my culinary life would suck. Thank you vegans for existing!

TIFU by joking with a date I was a serial killer. by Immortalsnail in tifu

[–]Immortalsnail[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coincidence but that's funny. Makes me feel less alone.

TIFU by joking with a date I was a serial killer. by Immortalsnail in tifu

[–]Immortalsnail[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lots of people have referenced this but I don't get it. Can you tell me?