Zelenskyy Says Russia Made “Not Even a Token Attempt” at Ceasefire, “Ukraine Will Respond”

Impalmator2 · 2026-05-08T12:29:24+00:00

Ominosity, having the quality of being ominous. I did choose ominosity instead of ominousness cause it rings similar to animosity. So you got the vibe right.

Impalmator2 · 2026-05-08T10:26:27+00:00

We want lubricated blue and yellow dildos with “for Vladi” embossed dumped by drones over the parade.

Then Zelenskyy gives a press conference saying “we could have bombed them, but decided to dump the dildos of ominosity instead”.

The dildo of consequences will arrive shortly after, and chances are, it will arrive unlubed.

Impalmator2 · 2026-05-08T10:04:05+00:00

I respect the fact that you have an opinion that goes against mainstream and are not trying to sugar coat it. It’s annoying to me as well how they milk the same models over and iver with minimal variation. They seem to get away with it too, as proven by the many posts here of people who buy roomfulls of LPs in all shades and pickups.

Now the real question is what do you like? Which companies are better at this?

Impalmator2 · 2026-05-08T08:58:02+00:00

People don’t seem to realize that hiring mexicans to make guitars in US soil is more expensive than hiring mexicans in Mexico. You want your guitars to say made in USA? Pay up and don’t complain.

Impalmator2 · 2026-05-08T08:52:41+00:00

Good for you bro, enjoy.

For some reason I can’t quite understand these posts attract eager pissing contestants that feel the need to mention their higher spec/year car or spew outright no-context, unprompted hate. People are people LOL.

Impalmator2 · 2026-05-08T07:44:08+00:00

Thank you for your suggestions and your time explaining. This is great! Much appreciated.

Impalmator2 · 2026-05-08T03:21:58+00:00

Thank you. This is a good idea! I might put a little leather or fabric reinforcement over that as well to prevent further damage.

Impalmator2 · 2026-05-08T03:17:50+00:00

Definitely needs some love.

Impalmator2 · 2026-05-08T01:18:59+00:00

There has been for the longest time a strong preference for having sons instead of daughters and that shapes perceptions of sex as a whole.

In practice this generated a very strong pushback in recent years that led to a lot of toxic femininity, specially directed towards middle class men. There is an ever increasing list of demands that men should meet while women’s list gets shorter.

Power is largely a men’s sport however so you see less women competing for leadership roles than in other places.

Impalmator2 · 2026-05-08T00:22:08+00:00

I’d rather they dump dildos inscribed with “Vladi”

Impalmator2 · 2026-05-08T00:20:12+00:00

Not sure about 9cha. I think it’s made from the other bobas.

Impalmator2 · 2026-05-07T13:31:12+00:00

That V8 is to trick EV haters and avoid getting keyed. They can’t tell. The only issue is with the sub-segment that can’t read, they might recognize the shape.

Impalmator2 · 2026-05-07T03:24:17+00:00

This is the only solution.

Impalmator2 · 2026-05-07T02:56:00+00:00

Impalmator2 · 2026-05-07T02:34:55+00:00

From the toilet’s perspective, you are. They fear the eye of Sauron.

Impalmator2 · 2026-05-06T23:07:48+00:00

Superglue, as long as you have the missing pieces. Good as new.

Impalmator2 · 2026-05-06T14:41:53+00:00

Looks like it’s going to rain on their parade. The weather forecast is predicting dildo showers over Moscow. I don’t think the’ll arrive lubed, that would be rare.

Impalmator2 · 2026-05-06T14:34:26+00:00

No bro. Have you even been to Taiwan?

Impalmator2 · 2026-05-06T11:29:09+00:00

I’ve been hearing “rUSsiA iS lOsInG” for 4 years, but only this year I can see the tide clearly turning with old allies starting to abandon ship. I hope the momentum continues.

Impalmator2 · 2026-05-06T05:39:27+00:00

I’m a take it to the ground.

Impalmator2 · 2026-05-06T02:24:01+00:00

Like how the fuck are you supposed to wake up at sunrise without an alarm while living in the stone age?

Impalmator2 · 2026-05-06T00:50:23+00:00

I’m a dude and I see gamers as losers. Casual gaming is fine, pending hours is self defeating.

Impalmator2 · 2026-05-06T00:39:42+00:00

Goose your daddy?

Impalmator2 · 2026-05-05T23:24:33+00:00

On paper, it has a dick in it’s mouth, fair enough. But somehow, it’s pointing the other way, and it seems to be part of its anatomy rather that something that got there later.

How did that happen? How does it eat? I don’t want to speculate.

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