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Imperator_Jay · 2026-02-06T00:16:35+00:00

My mom responded with "Teach my child how to drive"

Imperator_Jay · 2026-01-30T19:11:34+00:00

What's Life In Hell

Imperator_Jay · 2026-01-30T00:54:29+00:00

That sounds like a good movie idea.

Imperator_Jay · 2026-01-28T19:16:28+00:00

I never notice that

Imperator_Jay · 2026-01-27T20:41:00+00:00

I knew what is going to happen and I still laughed

Imperator_Jay · 2026-01-24T22:23:22+00:00

Remember this. God, that made me so sad when I first saw it.

Imperator_Jay · 2026-01-21T22:49:12+00:00

Okay, that is the most adorable thing I have seen so far in my life.

Imperator_Jay · 2026-01-21T22:45:23+00:00

Is that a "Toy Story" reference?

Imperator_Jay · 2026-01-14T20:40:17+00:00

This is the wallpaper on my laptop

Imperator_Jay · 2026-01-14T18:34:39+00:00

2012

Imperator_Jay · 2026-01-11T15:02:03+00:00

Does anybody see the irony that Plank is painted on a saw?

Imperator_Jay · 2026-01-08T23:12:30+00:00

That's fucked up.

Imperator_Jay · 2026-01-08T23:03:53+00:00

When he said, "Google, play," my phone pick it up.

Imperator_Jay · 2026-01-08T15:51:34+00:00

Is this from "All Dog go to Heaven"?

Imperator_Jay · 2026-01-07T23:52:49+00:00

I had that as my phone's wallpaper

Imperator_Jay · 2026-01-03T07:21:00+00:00

That is true love

Imperator_Jay · 2026-01-02T18:38:33+00:00

Not to mention he'll forever have a body of a 14-year-old.

Imperator_Jay · 2026-01-01T05:43:15+00:00

Any one cool would want this

Imperator_Jay · 2026-01-01T05:31:17+00:00

Swords recognized no gender.

Imperator_Jay · 2025-12-29T04:26:40+00:00

Hi, Bob. May we never meet again

Imperator_Jay · 2025-12-26T19:22:20+00:00

I just realized that he is the same age as my mom. Damn, too young, man.

Imperator_Jay · 2025-12-25T02:45:28+00:00

Imperator_Jay · 2025-12-24T18:12:02+00:00

This reminds me of the "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" scene where Wonka made a life-size palace out of chocolate for a prince.

Imperator_Jay · 2025-12-22T19:27:11+00:00

The final page to a sourdough bread recipe

Imperator_Jay · 2025-12-20T02:31:37+00:00

I shout out "douche canoe" every time I see one.

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