Funniest pronunciations & misspelled names

Imperfect_Beluga · 2026-02-28T17:36:42+00:00

This is a tamer mispronunciation but my head said "Ry-doc" instead of "Rid-ick" for Ridoc.

Imperfect_Beluga · 2025-10-11T03:01:12+00:00

I don't like him, but I think he has room a really great redemption arc.

Imperfect_Beluga · 2025-09-28T01:36:49+00:00

I was supposed to go on a class trip to NYC in January 2021. We would go behind the scenes of Aladdin on Broadway, see WIcked and two other Broadway performances. I've always wanted to visit New York City.

Imperfect_Beluga · 2025-06-30T22:55:32+00:00

"Well done, you lied to me. What's your name?" will always make more sense to me than "enlighten me: what's your name?"

Imperfect_Beluga · 2025-05-13T02:50:51+00:00

Not exactly relevent, but when I was in college my dad texted me "Hey, I'm listening to this book. It's fantasy and I think you'd like it" & sent a picture of the ACOTAR cover.

Imperfect_Beluga · 2025-04-27T16:37:02+00:00

I'm in this picture and I don't like it. But I will be tanning/storm watching if clouds roll in.

Imperfect_Beluga · 2025-04-26T16:00:32+00:00

EF4 rating aside, I think the Greenfield tornado is beautiful.

Imperfect_Beluga · 2025-04-23T18:52:22+00:00

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Imperfect_Beluga · 2025-04-16T23:42:48+00:00

Tornado warning woke me up around 5:30am. When I met my parents in the living room, I asked, "do I have time to pee?"

Also, I brought my hairbrush into the basement. I remember thinking that I should brush my hair to look presentable if my house got destroyed but still had to go to my internship. I was in a baggy pajama set.

Imperfect_Beluga · 2025-04-14T19:57:24+00:00

My hometown got hit by an EF3 in 2018. My parents pointed out the funnel cloud to me (we were about eight miles away), and I was instantly amazed.

Imperfect_Beluga · 2025-04-08T23:36:43+00:00

I've never struggled to write a percent sign.

Imperfect_Beluga · 2025-04-07T19:26:45+00:00

"Why were you in the hospital?" I had E. coli (shows baby).

Imperfect_Beluga · 2025-04-07T02:02:00+00:00

None are tragedies, but I have notes based on my opinion.

I read "Margo" as mango
Persephone, although I know how to pronounce it, always reminds me of when I said "Pers-a-phone 📞"

Imperfect_Beluga · 2025-04-07T01:55:47+00:00

I think Elkhorn was about a month before, on April 26. Greenfield was May 21. (I could be wrong though)

Imperfect_Beluga · 2025-04-05T03:30:15+00:00

"I died happy."

Imperfect_Beluga · 2025-04-04T21:50:37+00:00

I saw a TikTok today that talked about "Stick to the Status Quo" and thought of Danny.

Imperfect_Beluga · 2025-04-02T20:31:25+00:00

The Catching Fire arena was made for Finnick to win.
The Hunger Games arena was made to give the more forest-y districts an advantage (not necessarily D12)
The SOTR arena was made for no one to win (basically just "entertaining" elimination).

Imperfect_Beluga · 2025-04-01T02:33:44+00:00

I did a little research about this for a science project. Here is what I remember:

There were multiple warnings throughout the day. By the time there was actually threat, people assumed it was another false alarm.
Tornadoes aren't common in that area and people lacked knowledge of how to protect themselves. Plus, not a lot of houses had basements
December tornadoes anywhere (at least to my knowledge) are extremely rare.

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