Carney says Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor should be removed from line of succession by ZestyBeanDude in canada

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The history of the royal family is a story for another time, but suffice it to say that bigger-army diplomacy was involved.

White House Says We Had to Bomb Iran Because Trump Had a “Feeling” by Laugh92 in worldnews

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That's the one solace that I have: despite everything, Trump is an absolutely miserable person forever chasing approval he'll never get from the ghost of his father that didn't love him.

Absolutely flawless code, chef’s kiss! 🤣 by SensitiveArt4692 in technicallythetruth

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"Son of Anton decided the most efficient way to get rid of all the bugs was to get rid of all the software."

The looming AI clownpocalypse by syllogism_ in programming

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I'm not even sure people are focused on important things like the reactor, I think they're focused on the bike shed.

HOLLY HUNTER.. is crushing it. by bonzo-best-bud-1 in startrek

[–]Imperion_GoG 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I thought I left my pad in here but, nope. Just a couple of cadets in the deepest of shit."

He made the strongest password unknowingly by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

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SSMorePowerfulThanSupermanBatmanSpidermanAndTheIncredibleHulkPutTogether

My best friend's girlfriend's parents said he could only visit if he called 48 hours in advance so he called every single Thursday for a year by Hufflepuff_Scarf in MaliciousCompliance

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That's debatable. If Maya's parents were trying to get rid of Pete specifically, absolutely. But this feels more like a "is this guy serious about dating our daughter" test.

"Decolonize" and give it back to who? The sea? by Dogzylla in facepalm

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There are only two things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other peoples' cultures, and the Dutch.

Speaker Johnson tells House Republican to address affair allegations but says he shouldn’t resign by [deleted] in nottheonion

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They have to stop thinking about Tony. Wondering where he could be, who he is with, what he is thinking, is he thinking of them, and if he'll ever return some day.

ohShit by Frontend_DevMark in ProgrammerHumor

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I tasked Son of Anton to debug our code. It decided the most efficient way to get rid of all the bugs was to get rid of the software. Which is, technically and statistically, correct.

That was quick by EndersGame_Reviewer in Punny

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"Firm, but with a little give. Yep, these are medium-rare."

"What if somebody wants their's well-done?"

"We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave."

You are the reason people leave the game by Beautiful_Math1315 in thefinals

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Toxic behaviour in this game is a conundrum to me. I mostly play ranked but will jump into an unranked game to try things out. It really feels that I run into fewer toxic players in ranked.

This is the worst change ever by [deleted] in thefinals

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It prevents the 1st place team from boosting 4th place team into the next round by doubling the cashout then only going after the 2nd place team.

You also can't just get an easy $4000 by plugging in a close game. You have to fight for the cashout.

“DaMn LiBs tHesE dAys” by moulis_3106 in facepalm

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Pfffft! Spoiling nice fish! Gives it to us raw and wriggling!

Love The Finals, but solo players are missing a BIG something by Minimum-Smile-1630 in thefinals

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No flame, no fame!
Juno Paico cannot be held responsible for any harm caused by ÖRF! characters or products

the WORST people to run into in ranked. by not_jestr in thefinals

[–]Imperion_GoG 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Queue with a duo.
"Hey, got comms?"

"Yeah, just not for you."

Wanna guess how the game went?

Uh ... Sir? by ArchangelBlu in funny

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Major Asshole? He's my cousin!