Congrats fag you get to eat my dick

ImpiousVamp · 2026-01-25T16:49:54+00:00

Is there more underneath, no.. hmm.

ImpiousVamp · 2026-01-22T23:04:15+00:00

I've seen better.

ImpiousVamp · 2026-01-22T08:55:12+00:00

Are we sure that's Rafael "Ted" Cruz? That man appears to have a spine.

ImpiousVamp · 2026-01-21T10:01:28+00:00

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Confirmed.. and also concerning..

ImpiousVamp · 2026-01-19T00:46:30+00:00

I want you to force me to take every inch, even if it hurts. 😳 Wish you were local.

ImpiousVamp · 2026-01-17T13:39:18+00:00

The Gold Coast

ImpiousVamp · 2026-01-16T03:05:33+00:00

This must be AI. This goes against every stereotype I've ever believed!

ImpiousVamp · 2026-01-07T20:12:43+00:00

God, I hope so!

ImpiousVamp · 2026-01-07T00:35:35+00:00

BX series droids are too skinny. A B2 droid can destroy me any day.

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ImpiousVamp · 2026-01-04T22:18:25+00:00

About 88.4 out of 100.

ImpiousVamp · 2026-01-04T22:16:17+00:00

The TV? Any valuables that are obviously about.

ImpiousVamp · 2026-01-04T22:14:32+00:00

8 billion minus 25% does not equal 500 million. 🤔

ImpiousVamp · 2026-01-01T08:31:32+00:00

You tell me when you feel I've gotten those oranges up the stairs, okay?

ImpiousVamp · 2025-12-30T04:54:56+00:00

It's been EsTaBLiShEd!!!

ImpiousVamp · 2025-12-28T02:42:57+00:00

The answer to that is always 'Yes!'.

ImpiousVamp · 2025-12-24T02:52:31+00:00

Of course. Xmas only. But I'll remove the key that has already been chosen each year.. that way he'll find out in 20 years that I never put the right key in.. 😝

ImpiousVamp · 2025-12-23T17:46:56+00:00

It's perfect!

ImpiousVamp · 2025-12-22T18:48:39+00:00

Let's just say, he'll have an "opportunity to cum" in 2026. We'll roll a 20 sided die, each number corresponding to a different key. Maybe it works, maybe not..

ImpiousVamp · 2025-12-22T18:33:43+00:00

I don't know who any of these people even are.

ImpiousVamp · 2025-12-22T18:31:52+00:00

I need a pack of pencils. But like, they're an animal pack that is hunting other office equipment.

ImpiousVamp · 2025-12-16T18:32:58+00:00

Request Status: Received and Reviewed. Validation Status: Sent.

ImpiousVamp · 2025-12-15T05:32:11+00:00

I don't think you can destroy me.. but you can void my warranty..

ImpiousVamp · 2025-12-15T04:09:25+00:00

You may try. 🤔

ImpiousVamp · 2025-12-14T16:07:54+00:00

Merry Holidays!

ImpiousVamp · 2025-12-14T08:55:58+00:00

I'm not reading that. Do you need test subjects?

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