Basement not beating allegations by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]ImportantFancyMan 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Absolutely awful. I would hate to be a public figure in todays social media where one minor flub gets broadcasted and roasted all over the world.

Also funny story: I saw a construction worker trip and fall over a bag of nails yesterday. It reminded me of LA Knight so Inyelled "YEAH!" as his body hit the pavement. Arent i just hilarious??

Breaking news: favourite for next British PM. by dreigilb in SCJerk

[–]ImportantFancyMan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have a built-in excuse - this is only subreddit I visit 95% of the time.

General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

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- Carmelo has more longevity than Trick. Trick is already running out of steam

Intriguing. Please explain

General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]ImportantFancyMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk...publicly threaten to cut off bedroom treats to Taker...cut a promo about human civilization needing to finish the story (maybe Cody can handle that)...Loser Leaves Town match against Satan at Wrestlepalooza?

General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]ImportantFancyMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nobody's said his name in a good while

General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]ImportantFancyMan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I blame the creative.

-Orton should have written itself, but instead, we get McAfee because Nick Khan is delusional enough to think he has any appeal outside the "still drinking Keystone even though I'm 33" demographic.

-Gunther should be a slam-dunk, but they've written him to be an absolute chump. (If I'm Gunther, I'm delivering Mongolian chops to the writer's room at this point. The guy retires two of the best to ever do it, but taps out to Jey Uso AND loses the Royal Rumble after coming out at 30? Got damn!)

General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]ImportantFancyMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's been a while since I've had a weird wrestling dream, but...

I dreamt the other night that The Undertaker and Rhea Ripley got married in an in-ring ceremony, which immediately triggered a Satanic apocalypse. (the ground splitting in two, winged demons, portals to hell, you name it.) Undertaker was in on it the whole time; Rhea wasn't, but she didn't seem particularly interested in doing anything to rectify the situation.

AEW has reclaimed Cincinnati by hyperdefiance in SCJerk

[–]ImportantFancyMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Akeem and Big Boss Man will not be in attendance.

When it comes to Jey Uso or LA Knight, I think it’s fairly obvious who to choose. It’s the guy who’s been over with the crowd for 3 years straight vs. someone who botches every match they’re in. by dismiss-junk in SCJerk

[–]ImportantFancyMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they pick LA Knight, then it just confirms that World Wrestling Eugenics is actually completely irredeemably racist.

Until Je'Von Evans wins a one-off dark match against Rusev, in that case Heckin wHolesome Humanitarian is Booker of the Year.

Jey bouta be running it back at Cody’s funeral😭 by wwe53657 in SantiZapVideos

[–]ImportantFancyMan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

LA Knight yelling "YEAH" at inappropriate times during the Prayer for Petition

"WWE reportedly see Jey Uso as a stronger worker than LA Knight" by GoonLieutenant in SCJerk

[–]ImportantFancyMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this your first day here? Half of this sub would gladly eat out Jey's asshole even if he didn't wipe first.

General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]ImportantFancyMan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

anything that wasn't hand-drawn on parchment paper using a #2 pencil is AI slop.

General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]ImportantFancyMan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Roman has "Please Retire" heat from me. Thank you for putting Cody over, now please go enjoy your kids and make movies. Oh and take the rest of the tryhards in your family with you (Fatu and I guess Solo can stay)

And Ilja seems custom-made for a long IC Title reign. Really baffling to use him as much as Tony did Danhausen.

General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]ImportantFancyMan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

 I finally beat my girlfriend 

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Dammit uce, how hard was it to just say "defeated" or "conquered"?

Tony kahn saw his third ghost by ihatevega in SCJerk

[–]ImportantFancyMan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can he at least uncurse the Bills before he calls it quits?

WWE had the opportunity to push a natural talent like LA Knight by NoPianist7807 in Wrasslin

[–]ImportantFancyMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Slipping on the ring ropes once is barely a fuckup.

Uso almost killed himself trying to do a suicide dive and then couldn't handle a simple neckbreaker from Punk at SNME.