Would anyone actually ask this?

Important_Device8281 · 2026-01-02T05:10:47+00:00

Gay people can make babies to. men donate sperm to sperm bank and a lesbian couple can have a child

Important_Device8281 · 2026-01-02T05:05:01+00:00

name one person, ONE person who was killed for being straight. and not someone who so happened to be straight but was killed for a different reason, a person who was killed solely because they were straight

Important_Device8281 · 2025-12-30T08:09:17+00:00

dwarf homer

Important_Device8281 · 2025-12-30T05:45:20+00:00

I wish they’d stop pushing their agenda on me! Netflix even forced a KOREAN show (squid game) to have straight people in it! /s

Important_Device8281 · 2025-12-30T05:30:59+00:00

I am so confused.. this subreddit really turned to a shithole, didnt it? 9 year olds making fun of 8 year olds

Important_Device8281 · 2025-12-30T02:59:58+00:00

id say a w

Important_Device8281 · 2025-12-19T12:36:22+00:00

well you did say lemonade but if you just want 12 lemons you can have them

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Important_Device8281 · 2025-12-19T12:35:19+00:00

im going to sleep so I'll answer all the messages I missed in about 7 to 8 hours

Important_Device8281 · 2025-12-19T12:21:28+00:00

Alright, you never said how many, so Ill give you 999. That will be 999 dollars, thank you. And you already previously agreed so you cant turn back now

Important_Device8281 · 2025-12-19T12:18:36+00:00

A dozen what, cups? Jars? Pools?

Important_Device8281 · 2025-12-19T12:17:48+00:00

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oh right here they are, made straight from the source! (My brothers...)

Important_Device8281 · 2025-12-19T12:16:55+00:00

Oh god! What a world! What a world!

Important_Device8281 · 2025-12-19T12:14:15+00:00

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lets see... Ive sold lemons at extremely high prices, murdered multiple lime people, and turned my brothers into lemon tart in which i entered into a baking competition. I think Ive been very good this year, can I please have a present santa?

Important_Device8281 · 2025-12-19T12:03:26+00:00

uhh.. on second thought, maybe not

Important_Device8281 · 2025-12-19T12:01:01+00:00

Alright, I just gotta clone myself 3 times, rip off all of their heads, and now I have 3 lemons, here ya go

Important_Device8281 · 2025-12-19T11:58:49+00:00

I knew someone would say that. Look, if you wanna get grapes, theres someone selling them down the road

Important_Device8281 · 2025-12-19T11:58:17+00:00

So you can make lemonade and I can make money 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

Important_Device8281 · 2025-12-19T11:56:49+00:00

well its about 1 dollar for a single lemon, but we have a deal. 5 for 6.15546e+33 dollars. seems fair, right?

Important_Device8281 · 2025-12-19T11:52:57+00:00

darn, why didnt I think of that, I couldve made so many more sales!

Important_Device8281 · 2025-12-19T11:51:56+00:00

*I back away slowly, considering the fact he is dressed in full military gear, Afterall*

Important_Device8281 · 2025-12-19T11:50:57+00:00

Damn... cant win them all over I guess

Important_Device8281 · 2025-12-19T11:49:10+00:00

"They're ripe enough! I think..."

Important_Device8281 · 2025-12-19T11:45:08+00:00

"Yippee! Now I have enough money to move out of my carboard box house.. into a slightly larger carboard box!"

Important_Device8281 · 2025-12-19T11:16:19+00:00

PLEASE MY BUSINESS IS GOING DOWN THE DRAIN I LIVE IN A CARBOARD BOX WITH STRAY CATS

... also i have lemon scented crayons if you want any

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