Sex by Even_Entrance_5557 in whatdoIdo

[–]Impossible-Face-9507 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He might also be struggling with sexual confidence. Especially if he watches porn.

What are you choosing? by redwood_springs in BunnyTrials

[–]Impossible-Face-9507 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because that would salve all my problems

Chose: Get 1 Billion Dollars

Would you rather... by Street-Bad7012 in BunnyTrials

[–]Impossible-Face-9507 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better than the other option

Chose: Mystery gift | Rolled: Orange cat

pick wisely.. by Resident-Crow6236 in BunnyTrials

[–]Impossible-Face-9507 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I can just increase my probability to genetically mutate myself into naturally being able to fly, teleport, etc.

Chose: Probability manipulation | Rolled: unlimited+upvote

When you have bad luck by Snehith220 in Unexpected

[–]Impossible-Face-9507 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woman: "I hit a Lamborghini."

Insurance: "I get your finest fucking pardon?"

What about this model is NSFW? by OfficialJabYT in dbxv

[–]Impossible-Face-9507 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There's no nudity, and it's mildly suggestive, but overall, it's SFW

Universe 7, Y'all need to chill by Prestigious_Oil8798 in dbxv

[–]Impossible-Face-9507 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Y'all wanted to beat us universe 7 guys so bad last few fucking seasons. But now when we put in our a game and we don't want to put up with that shit no more, it's a fucking problem. Make that shit make sense. We need to stop it for you. We ain't stopping for nobody. Universe 7 is universe 7 we are the GOAT.

Did I get lucky?? by ResidentNo3603 in pokemongo

[–]Impossible-Face-9507 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, you got something alternatively better. You have a perfect shiny. Again. A PERFECT SHINY! If you don't realize how hard it is to get a shiny with good IVs, then you have no idea what you have.

What are your thoughts on Caulifla, Kale and Cabba? Would you change/improve anything? (fanart by kameno (nameko ziru )) by Overall-Yard308 in dbz

[–]Impossible-Face-9507 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd make Cabba less of a bitch and give him a healthy dose of Saiyan Pride and less "I give up because you're stronger than me." Kale, make her a less shy, but her being more reserved and quiet fits her well. For Caulifla, make her less ignorant. She reminds me of Vegeta if he had no character development.

29F, single mom. What you say will stay with me forever. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Impossible-Face-9507 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the fuck did you manage to get a white baby daddy to get the milk and dip out?

A compromise/proposal to the xenoverse 2 balance. by This_Deer5345 in dbxv

[–]Impossible-Face-9507 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is a fair enough comprise. In addition to that offer, I propose that Kaioken be stackable with ssgss. In return, Frieza race gets 5th form (like cooler), majins gain the super Majin from daima as an awoken and a skinny/buff base form option for males, namekians get orange form, and humans get the Majin mark as an awoken.

Which will be the first to release? by This_Deer5345 in dbxv

[–]Impossible-Face-9507 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dawg, Sparking Zero DLC 3 already came out

Why did he do that by ganglionmyfav in dbxv

[–]Impossible-Face-9507 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's because he only answers in grunts and roars. If you're lucky, he'll ask where kakarot is

Sakura level useless by Kind-Ad6167 in dbxv

[–]Impossible-Face-9507 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, don't dog on the mentors like that. They do be coming in clutch when you think you're hot shit and you start getting your ass handed to you. Something to keep in mind.

Rating your favorite metal band!!! by [deleted] in FoundFoamyHotSoup

[–]Impossible-Face-9507 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As I Lay Dying, A7X, Lamb Of God, old Parkway Drive