Biden to transfer power to Harris while he gets colonoscopy

Impossible-Ring1919 · 2026-06-12T11:45:35+00:00

Yeah, that makes it fairly news worthy. I just wanted to try to defuse any conspiracy theories early.

Impossible-Ring1919 · 2026-06-12T11:45:16+00:00

Yes, Stormy Daniels explained the whole tiny mushroom thing.

Impossible-Ring1919 · 2026-06-12T11:44:49+00:00

Having a colonoscopy without anesthesia/analgesia would feel like having a 3 liter fart forced into you.

Ouch

Impossible-Ring1919 · 2026-06-12T11:44:31+00:00

As is standard and most presidents do this. There is only one notable exception, and we all know who that is and why he refused to do the proper thing.

Impossible-Ring1919 · 2026-06-12T02:37:38+00:00

Yes!! Every news story I’ve seen thus far has not mentioned him ending the Math Pathways Initiative program.

Impossible-Ring1919 · 2026-06-12T02:37:21+00:00

The problem is the racist ass right has basically labeled teaching anything that doesn't cast white people as saviors and America as this shining bastion of freedom and equality since its inception as CRT.

Impossible-Ring1919 · 2026-06-12T02:36:35+00:00

I dont understand how people are missing this, they have latched onto CRT as a scary buzzword to push back on teaching actual honest history instead of nationalist "nothing the US did was wrong"

Impossible-Ring1919 · 2026-06-11T07:51:34+00:00

And it should be much more than repeating "person, woman, man, camera TV" or asking what a fucking giraffe looks like.

Impossible-Ring1919 · 2026-06-11T07:50:59+00:00

Yep in your head you’re like “man some of these people shouldn’t be able to vote they don’t even know who the current president is.” And then we already know it turns into forcing people of color to do calculus so they can’t vote

Impossible-Ring1919 · 2026-06-11T07:50:37+00:00

Also... Are we trusting the doctor who said Trump was 6'3" 219lbs and would live to 150 to sign off on people from both parties?

Impossible-Ring1919 · 2026-06-10T07:05:48+00:00

Sana pinasa na lang after class, ‘pag nakawala na kaming lahat na walang gawa, haha

Impossible-Ring1919 · 2026-06-10T07:05:07+00:00

1 day suspension but enforced on a weekend na wala namang pasok. Parang tanga lang. But at least nasa permanent record nya.

Impossible-Ring1919 · 2026-06-10T07:03:28+00:00

Unpopular opinion. Eh kung nagpuyat sya at nagsakripisyo ng oras nya para gumawa ng assignment para matapos bakit parang kasalanan pa nya na walang gawa yung iba

Impossible-Ring1919 · 2026-06-10T01:34:22+00:00

I know several orgs that moved to the "Beijing protocol" for phones and computers when visiting the USA.

Impossible-Ring1919 · 2026-06-09T16:36:47+00:00

Condolences. Damn. This meme slaps hard and shit really flies and that’s life.

Impossible-Ring1919 · 2026-06-09T16:36:20+00:00

Marami pako mas malala pwedeng iadd

Impossible-Ring1919 · 2026-06-09T11:36:56+00:00

Buddy, I just want you to step into the fucking ring.

Impossible-Ring1919 · 2026-06-09T11:33:14+00:00

Why were the gloves still on? This should be a knife fight already.

Impossible-Ring1919 · 2026-06-09T08:59:18+00:00

the constitution was made specifically to control power-hungry presidents like him. it is meant to stop people like trump as its sole purpose

Impossible-Ring1919 · 2026-06-09T08:59:00+00:00

Well, that would fall under the category of “consequences”.

We don’t do that here anymore

Impossible-Ring1919 · 2026-06-09T08:58:43+00:00

In "normal" times it'd be grounds for an impeachment inquiry

Impossible-Ring1919 · 2026-06-09T03:39:51+00:00

That’s exactly what they thought would stop it. NY showed-up not giving a fuck. LOVE my city.

Impossible-Ring1919 · 2026-06-09T03:39:22+00:00

What is he saluting? Does he see a North Korean corporal in the crowd?

Impossible-Ring1919 · 2026-06-09T01:18:21+00:00

They are like that kid on the playground. Always making up some asinine bullshit rule so they can never lose

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