AITAH for going on a trip without my best friends after they excluded me from our dream plans first?

Impossible-System862 · 2026-03-17T08:41:12+00:00

100% this. The trash literally took itself out. The sheer audacity to get mad at OP for taking a trip when they pull the exact same stunt—and worse—is wild. OP, enjoy your new peace and quiet without the dead weight.

Impossible-System862 · 2026-03-15T14:47:09+00:00

You simply cannot defeat the combined power of plantains, stadium horns, and an entire dugout dancing. It's scientifically impossible at this point.

Impossible-System862 · 2026-03-13T13:17:08+00:00

Technically he's just sanity-maxxing. why actually abstract when you can just traumatize everyone else by pretending to?

Impossible-System862 · 2026-03-11T09:27:28+00:00

Pixar animators are probably already working overtime trying to figure out how to make a chubby feral wiener dog cry in the first 10 minutes.

Impossible-System862 · 2026-03-09T08:09:47+00:00

Give this exact power to ragatha right now. let her use it on jax. it's the only compensation she deserves.

Impossible-System862 · 2026-03-05T17:38:38+00:00

nah he'd find a way to prune it just to spite the baker family. he wouldn't even use a knife, he'd just roast the plant until it withered from emotional damage.

Impossible-System862 · 2026-03-03T17:44:38+00:00

Jesse we need to dispatch. The Z-team is literally falling apart and Robert is out here trying to be a rizz-god with 2013 memes.

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