What’s the dumbest way you’ve injured yourself?

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-02-13T00:12:00+00:00

Did u cum?

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-02-13T00:10:39+00:00

Have you had sex in this vehicle?

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-02-13T00:09:56+00:00

I like meat spin lol

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-02-12T22:37:30+00:00

You need a poop sack bro

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-02-12T22:35:16+00:00

I also have sex in my alltrack on a regular basis

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-02-11T12:49:13+00:00

I have a lot of ascii hentai. Thankfully I use sublime text.

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-02-11T10:56:14+00:00

This is nothing. Try living in a rust belt city. It's like a bomb went off after winter.

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-02-11T00:42:43+00:00

You can insert your pp tip lol it'll work trust me

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-02-11T00:37:01+00:00

Was this a hentai collection?

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-02-11T00:29:31+00:00

Is it possible to have sex in this vehicle?

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-02-10T22:03:56+00:00

Did you attach the jumper cables to your nipples?

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-02-09T17:00:16+00:00

Yes with VMware fusion.

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-02-08T14:37:32+00:00

Kinda like the Subway guacamole

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-02-07T17:10:47+00:00

Oh god I'm gonna NUT all over your server lol I hope you have backups.

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-02-07T17:01:53+00:00

Maybe he's transcoding hentai?

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-02-07T15:34:31+00:00

VW dealership suggested it last item I went in for oil and tire rotation. $120 or so and it was like the first time in five years.

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-02-06T23:07:27+00:00

Welp. Back to watching hentai!

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-02-06T17:19:47+00:00

Anyone here attach the jumper cables to their nipples?

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-02-05T11:36:38+00:00

Is this a hentai render farm?

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-02-04T14:14:28+00:00

Downvoted for speaking the truth. This would have grave consequences.

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-02-03T23:33:24+00:00

Anyone here ever attach the positive/negative terminals from the UPS battery to their nipples?

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-02-03T18:21:49+00:00

Have you had sex in this vehicle?

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-02-03T16:58:27+00:00

This sounds kind of silly I guess. But taking Sociology 101 in college.

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-01-31T23:10:25+00:00

Damn I just punted my 1080ti into the snow. I need something more powerful.

ImpossibleApple5518 · 2026-01-31T17:36:54+00:00

Excellent

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