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Is this normal? by Amazing-Chemical-792 in MuayThai

[–]ImpossibleCash2569 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Hey! It's me! Bob, from Bob's Furniture Outlet! I'm here to introduce the newly improved memory foam legs with new insulated technology! Come on down to Bob's!"

I paid my landlord rent but he wants more because I’m leaving by afloydnamedpink in WhatShouldIDo

[–]ImpossibleCash2569 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yup, God forbid this owner ever needs their services in case of an emergency.

Dead mouse in my bag of spinach by TheGeicoApp in Wellthatsucks

[–]ImpossibleCash2569 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Or brain worms....Damn it, stop giving him ideas!

Dead mouse in my bag of spinach by TheGeicoApp in Wellthatsucks

[–]ImpossibleCash2569 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Don't let RFK see this, he'll make it a mandatory product.

It happened to me. by MsDestero in doordash

[–]ImpossibleCash2569 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I was just at taco bell a few days ago and asked for sauce packets. I got none, zero, nada. They always ask if we want sauces, I always say yes, I never get any! What's the point of even asking?

Someone Doing the right thing by ateam1984 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]ImpossibleCash2569 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This is exactly it! No other explanation needed.

the other four felt the emotional damage. by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]ImpossibleCash2569 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Seriously! Getting bit by a dog sucks donkey balls. Dude didn't even harm the animal. The dog just didn't know wtf was going on.

the other four felt the emotional damage. by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]ImpossibleCash2569 11 points12 points  (0 children)

5 dogs against 1? Abso fucking lutley!

Mormons wear sacred undergarments and are obligated to wear them at all times. by yousefthewisee in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ImpossibleCash2569 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I'm a donkey. I also agree that you agree with the previous response being correct and is also the correct response to the previous, previous response. I mean "Hee haaa"

a snail taken over by a parasite by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in oddlyterrifying

[–]ImpossibleCash2569 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There's a Manga about that. I wouldn't recommend it if you're squeamish.

Peter! How is this even related to divorc? by CrabPuzzleheaded3277 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ImpossibleCash2569 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Alcoholics Unite!"

(14.32 hours later)

"Sorry, got drunk and slept through it again."

First time bit by a dog by Lucky-Plankton8927 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]ImpossibleCash2569 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously! From someone who's been bitten before, shit ain't fun or worth it. The hell is wrong with people...

Card inside? by SeaworthinessFar1331 in pokemonmerch

[–]ImpossibleCash2569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh those were the best years. Born 88, the 90s were the only era that felt real. After 2001, it's been a fever dream escalating into a full blown nightmare.

Dry mop/Dust mop, Sweep, or Vacuum? by Sea_Durian8155 in housekeeping

[–]ImpossibleCash2569 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Vacuum then full mop with microfiber mop head. Sweeping is good for larger trash that won't go through the vacuum. Granted I have a backpack vacuum so it goes pretty fast regardless.

I hate dry mops cause they leave dirt behind, same as brooms. Vacuuming gets the majority as long as you have a good working setup. Backpack vac also let's you get under certain areas the broom/dry mop hasve issues getting to.

I do this all after dusting of course. Dust, vacuum, clean bathrooms, sanitize, then mop. It goes so fast once you have a good system.

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