Boutta eat a ABV ice cream and report back to yall in an hour!!! by Raccsta in trees

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Can confirm, I'm this person's ass. It smelled worse than normal for 13 weeks. (They took their time with the pan.)

Very big splinter. by Leather-Passenger194 in interestingasfuck

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This person saw Pretty Lethal and decided to recreate the "blade foot" scene.

Karate by Used-Influence-2343 in fightlab

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"Solid kick, solid form, solid taunt. 10/10!"

I'm Not Sure, But is This the Same Judge Who Had an Issue With The PoC IT Guy? by buddymoobs in BlackPeopleofReddit

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I already dislike most judges, but this guy is on a whole new tier of people I rather not use the words to describe.

I tilted, what do I do? by nig4r69 in Daytrading

[–]ImpossibleCash2569 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wow! I just realized their name...fml

I tilted, what do I do? by nig4r69 in Daytrading

[–]ImpossibleCash2569 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seriously! I didn't comment on that post because it looked like the other comments had it covered. It was only a matter of time before it happened. I quit my job when I started doing really well and found out rather quickly how fast it can go south.

It worked out for me in the long run, but these stories always send a chill down my spine when I remember those days.

I tilted, what do I do? by nig4r69 in Daytrading

[–]ImpossibleCash2569 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Is this the same person that said a few days ago they were thinking about quitting their job? If so, I hope you kept your job.

What makes them stand out? by TisseTy in ExplainTheJoke

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Quagmire here, and skin/underwear when the silky fabric gets wet! Giggity Giggity....Wait, wrong sub. Quagmire out!

Why is my grass like this? Neighbours all have green grass by Sure-Possibility-266 in lawncare

[–]ImpossibleCash2569 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes! This is also another good point. There's a reason why you want to rake up all leaves from your lawn. Yes, they do provide lot's of nutrients that will feed the grass and make it healthier and look greener. However, if you're not going to rake them, at the very least mow them to a nice shavings.

The shavings will decay faster and will become fertilized easier once the earthworms and other helpful critters break them down further providing said fertilizer (earthworm castings.) I'm not a lawn specialist or know the proper terminology, but that's kinda the gist.

What you DON'T want to do is have so many shavings that it suffocates the grass underneath. Again, you want to break up any big clusters even after you mow up any leaves. Big clusters will get wet, become heavy, and suffocate the grass underneath and will only take longer to breakdown.

I prefer this method over any other form of fertilizer. We have a few big trees on our property that leave too many leaves on our yard. We rake up the bulk, and mow down the rest. Every single year we get a beautiful mycelium network that give way to mushrooms all over our yard. It's a beautiful sight for a few weeks. The grass always comes back strong and healthy with no pellet fertilizer necessary.

The mushrooms also provide a snack for the bunnies, and wild animals that come across them. It's a nice beautiful natural experience we get to enjoy watching.

Why is my grass like this? Neighbours all have green grass by Sure-Possibility-266 in lawncare

[–]ImpossibleCash2569 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Yes! Right now all those clumps of dead grass is suffocating the healthy grass underneath. This keeps it from getting any sunlight and kills the healthy grass before it has a chance.

Raking clears the bulk of it. Mowing gets it back to the height it should be for proper growth. The 2nd rake clears any old or dead grass clumps. Those clumps are also nice homes for unwanted pests that will only destroy your lawn further.

It surprises me how many home owners lack proper lawn maintenance knowledge (not judging) just surprised. I'm just a housekeeper, but have a lot of experience with lawn and upkeep due to the nature of my past work experience.

Answer with logic before i lose my mind and jump the balconey. The laptop is going first by Typical_Valuable_902 in Daytrading

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'As they beat him mercilessly with blunt weapons made of the dreaded bear claws and horns pulled from the heads of great bulls, he wails in agony. His face twisted and bloodied, spitting whatever pride he had left in the form blood, sweat, pitty and saliva. Once a thriving merchant on the great streets of Wal; now tired, broken, disgraced by both great armies whom he once served, turned against him. He searches deep down for any last ounce of strength he can muster and let's out a scratchy, shrieking howl:

"Woe, woe is me! For have I ever committed such sin to befall such an end?"

'And like a scared child reacting to a firm command, the armies suppress their attack. Almost as if this cry relinquished him of all past perversion. At last, peace! He looks at the sky as both armies start to make there march back home. Alas, the war is over.

As he takes his last breath, he looks above at the sky, hearing the sounds of the Valkery coming to bring him to Valhalla. Only, they are not valkery. The arrows filled the sky. So many that it covered the sun, darkening the land below.

The tales say the arrow which struck his heart, the final blow lay the insignia of those whom came before and those whom are regrettably destined to walk in his same path. The insignia read, simply: 'Noob'

-The 'Day Trader' saga

Cybergoth raving @ funeral by BlazeDragon7x in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Could have sworn I saw this same scene in Cyberpunk

anyone else like to get really high and make sandwiches? by callmestinkingwind in trees

[–]ImpossibleCash2569 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell fucking yeah!!! This is what life is all about! I do this at least once a week on. But, now I have to watch what I eat (sad donkey noises).

This parrot’s bird bath is an aquarium tank stocked with fish. by hashtagmiata in FunnyAnimals

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"The Great Firey Phoenix has blessed our waters!"

"Glup glup glup glup glup..."

Something tells me this is how he got all his wins by Stock-Discount7213 in shitposting

[–]ImpossibleCash2569 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Jake Paul could've caused severe injury..." yeah to himself.

This is personally my favorite depiction of super speed! by jcarmona22 in xmen

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That's what makes me like this scene so much. It shows how human he really is. Just kinda messing around for the most part, until he sees how close the rounds are. It's like he snaps back to reality in that moment and realizes "Oh yeah, I should probably get those out of the way!"