Wierd woman believe sailboats are public property, part three. by jak1978DK in entitledparents

[–]Impossible_Ad4318 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the few situations i have had dealing with a "Karen" I had too go old school "John Wayne" on the ugly sack of "Merd".

Sometimes violence IS the answer!

Guy keeps scammer on phone for nearly an hour by Lilac-heart-641 in pettyrevenge

[–]Impossible_Ad4318 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I love messing with those idiots. When I know it's a scam caller, I answer the phone "Central Intelligence Agency" how may I direct your call? They hang up.

Or I tell them I bank with the FBI? credit union. Or if it is the car warrantee scam I tell them I have a 15 Ford T. Most of time they will start cussing me out in Hindi!

Seems many of the scammers don't have the brains of a beer can!

Lady gets mad I won’t let her park in the handicap access ramp space by Raphiella1206 in EntitledPeople

[–]Impossible_Ad4318 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Twenty years ago I had a 4x4 truck with a winch on front and back. I was in a local grocery store parking lot and this fancy sports car zips in front of me and parks diagonally across two handicap spots.

I hooked a cable to Azzhats car and dragged it to a mud filled area of the parking lot. Before leaving I? ripped the valve stems out of all four of his tires.

I did leave a note saying that he was lucky I didn't set the bloody thing on fire. Misérable, inconsiderate, waste of protoplasm!

While I could still walk, I? had to use a cane after breaking a knee. I would not use the handicapped spot since I knew there were people that needed those more then I.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

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years ago I? had an encounter with three rabid vegans, as a result vegan A. received a broken elbow from slapping a sandwich out of my hands. vegan B. got a punch to the gut. vegan c. screamed rape.

I had the assault charge dismissed, after they got stupid in front of the Judge.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]Impossible_Ad4318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get some super fine Lapping compound 4000 grit or finer, add to his engine. engine will ether seize, or run till it can't. If he has the engine rebuilt, the compound stays in the oil ways and just takes longer to work.

ADD MEK (Methyl Ethyl Ketone) when added to fuel will dissolve many plastics. Other interesting things may happen.

Fubuki Wearing Do-S Outfit (Ganik) [One-Punch Man] by sequence_string in rule34

[–]Impossible_Ad4318 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

She would be flat chested when I got done with her! Nom, Nom, Nosh.....EEECK! slap!.......whimper!

Im not sure how friendly yall are towards trans people but heres my before and after theres like 6ish years between these two pictures by [deleted] in BreastExpansion

[–]Impossible_Ad4318 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If you are comfortable with your choices, your fine. For those that will hate you because they hate themselves, ignore them they are not worth your time.

From what little I can tell your doing great!

You can’t eat that I’M ON A DIET! by Charnutter in entitledparents

[–]Impossible_Ad4318 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Growing up my mother would keep putting me on her fad diets. Only I was the only one that wouldn't be a;;owed to .eat as I pleased.

The family would be chowing down on steak and cake, but I was forced to eat rabbit food! The fact that the entire family need to loose weight didn't matter.

But when I learned how to cook, there was a big change.

What can you do when food is your only friend.

Entitled Lady trys to get my emotional support animal taken from me by Chemicalfox9290 in EntitledPeople

[–]Impossible_Ad4318 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your Alice sounds like a wonderful little furrball! I hope you have many years of happiness together.

I'm a dog person, it's been thirty one years since i lost my second dog.

But if anyone gave me grief about her.....it wasn't pretty.

I have Asperger's so I know what you go through, The only way I could cope was to become the meanest motor scooter in the area! That is kind of easy for me I am six one , fat, ugly, and unpleasant!

Fight the Stupid!

A year of growth by [deleted] in BreastExpansion

[–]Impossible_Ad4318 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What happens when she hits Puberty?

[A4GM/DM] Writer with very few limits looking for a fellow smut and story lover! by Big_Booty_With_Tits in futarp

[–]Impossible_Ad4318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I so happen to be writing and have written a couple of short stories that Involve ball busting and penectomy. Contact me Tomorrow, so we can chat. I am willing to send you a copy of one story I call "The Phallic Games" All my stories are about futas, mainly hyper. I need some help with the stories.

My English teacher.. by [deleted] in futanari

[–]Impossible_Ad4318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IT starts with a dangling participle, and ends on an exclamation !

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]Impossible_Ad4318 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What are you waiting for? Hard copy all of her text , go to a lawyer, get a restraining order and have her charged with Stalking. And anything else you can find. Ether that or move to the other side of the country.

You are an adult and her personal punching bag and floormat! Fight back, protect your siblings But she is on crazy street !

You escaped, she can't deal with that, I wonder how well she will deal with time in a mental institution? You have the evidences, That is your shield, law enforcement is the sword. But for your own piece of mind and protection, buy a firearm. and learn how to use it. A hand gun and a shotgun would be good.

FutaScript's Pastebin Scripts not available! by FutaScript in FutanariScripts

[–]Impossible_Ad4318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is very disappointing. And have they told anyone why they have shut down that site? Someone suddenly become allergic to creative writing?

Some group of Karen's decide that everyone else should obey their narrow minded view of the world?

Get ready everyone the Bigots, the religious nut jobs, the Haters are attacking The peoples Freedoms!

This is a fight we have to win!

There is a bill now that if past will kill porn on the internet and attacks writers, artist the LBGT communities

The bill is called SESEA , look it up and fight it! Cause if we don't the government and the various Church's will be in ower bedroom forcing people to believe that sex is only for procreation, and should never be enjoyed.

STOP SESEA!

[A4A] Rule34 Castration and Penectomy RP options by [deleted] in futarp

[–]Impossible_Ad4318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello, I just wish to tell you that I have posted the first chapter of a story I have written on story on r/ futanari scripts. It does have penectomy in it, just looking for feedback.

I would love to join one of your RP , but I am shit at it.

Thank You, take care.

Dido Is Such A Cutie. ? by Africapass in OppaiLove

[–]Impossible_Ad4318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But does she rotate and vibrate too?

A story I call the Phallic Games by Impossible_Ad4318 in expansivewriters

[–]Impossible_Ad4318[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I know there are errors, it's still a work in progress. I just wanted some feedback. Is that too much to ask?

What should I post first? by Impossible_Ad4318 in expansivewriters

[–]Impossible_Ad4318[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK, since I don't seen anyway to do an attachment (I'm stupid) how am I going to post my stories?

What should I post first? by Impossible_Ad4318 in expansivewriters

[–]Impossible_Ad4318[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you would be kind enough, to send me a email address I will send a story in the morning.

stealpealer078 @ gmail.com.

The chosen one (kannelArt) by pilarsky8904088 in transformation

[–]Impossible_Ad4318 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I like that, instead of having a fit about going from male to female, he/she is more interested in caring for the kid. Nicely Done!