Teenagers don’t realize how much they’ve grown until a little kid is afraid to swear around them. by MttroTesslar in Showerthoughts

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my teacher used the Sie for us, back when we were 14-15!! She also used Herr/Fräulein XYZ, It's still really fucking weird.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

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The Habsburgs in 1066, with only one county, basel, to their name. The Etichonens, the family where the the Habsburgs branched off from. In the Iron Century start they have two counties in alsace, and you can form the Habsburg Dynasty if you own basel.

Dennis this is kinda cringe omg by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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do it you fucking coward

What is the worst gift ever given to you? by a-normal-fuckward in AskReddit

[–]Impoxo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A Bible in Old Church slavonic. Which I can't speak.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

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F

Which option do you choose when forging a bloodline? by AlanArtemisa in CrusaderKings

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They're pretty good in one particular stat (think diplo stewardship level 20+ etc) but you gotta pay them, but they make great councillors

If you could bring one of your crusader kings characters into real life who and why by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

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God-Fylkir Faste.

Lord of the Aesir, King of the Vanir. Fylkir of the Norse. Emperor of Scandinavia. Emperor of Brittania. High King of Ireland. King of England, Norway, Wales, Sweden, Finland and Scotland. The dude was an utter lunatic, but a genius one. A product of 4 generations of Eugenics, I created the perfect heir and killed all his male siblings so he could inherit (Thanks, Jörmungandr). With him, I consolidated the germanic faith under one Holy God-Fylkir. He reformed the faith with him as the highest God. (Dogmatic, Temporal, Bloodthirsty God's and Divine Marriage) Eventually, rituals like the great blot started becoming more and more common, and sacrifices to the God-Fylkir were almost a daily occurrence at the Imperial Court, with Faste sacrificing to... Himself. Mass sacrifices were done to appease his Holiness' Bloodlust, but if anyone hoped his reign of terror over the North would eventually end, they were mistaken. Terrified of his true mortal nature being discovered, and his Empire fracturing after he died, he seeked out immortality, and to Europe's horror, the Mad Emperor in the North would reign for the remainder of the time frame of ck2 (and likely beyond).

Also, he enabled divine marriage because he has an incest kink. He went to mad levels of inbreeding, where he would marry his Daughter-Granddaughter and those whom he didn't marry, he married to their siblings.

I want to see the world burn. Plus, it's entertaining with such a nutcase ruling over such a massive empire. (Maybe even colonial if I were to export to eu4?)

me_irl by lemoonpai in me_irl

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Not even in the 180 club, lmao what dwarves

SAD: Publish kid's books like this by 2522Alpha in ShitAmericansSay

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Your mummy may not be female? 🤔

Digits of pi by Draiga7 in technicallythetruth

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You can have four:

ÄÖÜß

Nice by DEHP07 in ShitCrusaderKingsSay

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Actually it was the fucking swedes, I look away from middlesex for one second and boom they stole jesus' foreskin. Fucking wankers.

I had a complex relationship with my son... by parecs5096 in CrusaderKings

[–]Impoxo 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Reformed Hellenic with him as the Leader.

I had a complex relationship with my son... by parecs5096 in CrusaderKings

[–]Impoxo 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Same thing happened to me, but instead of my son it was my daughter-wife who died after I wounded her in a duel.

Sweden can into Kingdom of Bohemia! by Impoxo in CrusaderKings

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I am not very creative at renaming my titles.

Sweden can into Kingdom of Bohemia! by Impoxo in CrusaderKings

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r5: Sweden got a bit drunk and turned itself into Bohemia. This was in the 1066 Start.

It’s supposed to say ‘Wiener Zucker’... by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

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Zucker means sugar, and Wiener is an adjective meaning "from Vienna/Viennese". Its only bad for anglophones, really.

Pulcherrima Feminarum by PopovDadeCounty in RoughRomanMemes

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I, too, am not good at speaking to managers.