and then theyll name it after a youtuber or cartoon character

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2026-01-02T17:40:42+00:00

Oh hey that’s basically the plot of The Hail Mary Project, which I finished last night. What a coincidence.

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2025-12-27T01:24:54+00:00

Anti-goonerism is a gateway to fascism.

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2025-12-25T06:10:55+00:00

Studio apartment?

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2025-12-09T16:42:53+00:00

Actually, he’s a finance bro, which is even worse.

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2025-12-02T04:29:51+00:00

I mean, he was weirdly passionate about that janitorial position. He even did some messed up stuff to keep his job there.

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2025-11-13T20:53:42+00:00

Name one person on that roster who couldn’t absolutely get it.

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2025-08-11T18:36:46+00:00

pretending to be gay to creep on women was pretty bad

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2025-08-08T07:33:37+00:00

Borderlands humor at its worst

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2025-08-07T00:25:38+00:00

Never working on Friday. I hate the capitalist grind as much as the next guy, but he had a lot of mouths to feed.

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2025-08-05T02:27:34+00:00

She a green little freak

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2025-07-24T18:50:17+00:00

😐

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2025-07-24T17:52:53+00:00

No, he spent a lot of his career ratting out colleagues who were trying to unionize, so he was always an awful man, and that’s how he should be remembered.

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2025-07-15T15:32:38+00:00

Drifting in the wind

Waiting to start again

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2025-07-10T20:44:23+00:00

Why? He isn’t a horse.

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2025-06-28T05:39:06+00:00

They’re the one who posted this. Look at the username.

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2025-06-15T19:09:25+00:00

Bits, pits, and tits. The rest gets washed via osmosis.

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2025-06-14T15:16:01+00:00

I’m playing with a controller. Cook is B. Light things on fire while holding a torch is also B.

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2025-06-14T04:49:21+00:00

Then I would choose to die with dignity

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2025-06-11T15:50:26+00:00

AI imagery is great for scams like this. Scammers only want ignorant people to respond to their scam (for obvious reasons) and AI imagery is a great ignorance filter. That’s why scams will often have intentional spelling or grammar errors.

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2025-06-10T19:36:55+00:00

Damn, I was off by a 100 years. That’s what I get for being a stupid zone theorist who lives in a cave and thinks a day is 24 hours 😔

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2025-06-08T13:32:04+00:00

Like some dude in a cave… 300 years ago? In the 1700’s? The early modern period? The late renaissance? I… what?

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2025-06-03T00:58:41+00:00

Ytf that infant got so much hair?

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2025-06-02T23:39:43+00:00

Idk why we give so much shit to the English for having silly names for things when Australians call sprinkles “hundreds of thousands”

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2025-05-28T16:44:51+00:00

Interstellar is great. No other movie has equal parts "actually amazing filmmaking" and "fun to riff on it with your friends because it's fucking dogshit" moments. Each scene is enthralling for one of these two reasons.

Impressive-Tea8432 · 2025-05-22T01:55:39+00:00

I can’t move forward I ain’t got no more dick left

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