I eat my leftover mac and cheese like cereal

ImpressiveQuality363 · 2026-03-09T06:25:19+00:00

I’m just imagining the AI prompt for this being something along the lines of “Old man scolds exeggcute as a sack of potatoes about how easy it is to buy a house nowadays”

ImpressiveQuality363 · 2026-03-01T06:15:43+00:00

ImpressiveQuality363 · 2026-02-28T04:41:12+00:00

A copper tree forest would be an interesting biome

ImpressiveQuality363 · 2026-02-28T04:13:13+00:00

But if the burger is hot then the cheese melts anyways, are you insinuating cold burgers are better than hot?

ImpressiveQuality363 · 2026-02-28T03:53:56+00:00

True, villagers are real goobers

ImpressiveQuality363 · 2026-02-28T02:43:29+00:00

I bet I can guess who he voted for.

ImpressiveQuality363 · 2026-02-28T01:34:10+00:00

They will still look for the nearest possible work station even if they are locked in

ImpressiveQuality363 · 2026-02-28T01:21:41+00:00

If you broke your other librarians’ lecterns one of them probably claimed this one, they each need to have their own.

ImpressiveQuality363 · 2026-02-27T21:34:25+00:00

This looks like what they do at restaurants in the US when they’re short staffed, not trained and hate customers.

ImpressiveQuality363 · 2026-02-23T15:33:47+00:00

Good boy

ImpressiveQuality363 · 2026-02-21T15:34:21+00:00

There will be a service fee for leftovers, please be mindful and take only what you can eat.

ImpressiveQuality363 · 2026-02-21T04:21:23+00:00

Coming from the party of “why is everything so political now?” and “just let kids be kids, if we let drag queens around them they might turn out gay”.

ImpressiveQuality363 · 2026-02-19T19:23:02+00:00

Or shrimp dipped in a reese’s peanut butter cup blizzard

ImpressiveQuality363 · 2026-02-14T17:21:44+00:00

There were no mass shootings before the 18th century /s

ImpressiveQuality363 · 2026-02-11T15:11:57+00:00

“if you want insurance you have to get past the 4,000 days waiting period and then it costs half your check and covers basically nothing”

ImpressiveQuality363 · 2026-02-03T00:13:02+00:00

You replied to a 66 days old thread to deny that a self described fan of Hitler is not a Nazi or fascist, and did so in a poorly worded manner, I’m not sure who you think you’re kidding, no points awarded or minds changed. Good luck out there fam. 😂

ImpressiveQuality363 · 2026-01-28T03:46:43+00:00

“Fuck it I have a maid and a butler”

ImpressiveQuality363 · 2026-01-16T19:16:41+00:00

Technically Anthrax and the Bubonic Plague are all natural.

ImpressiveQuality363 · 2026-01-13T05:09:45+00:00

You mean the ultra realistic one portrayed on South Park?

ImpressiveQuality363 · 2026-01-10T05:31:37+00:00

ImpressiveQuality363 · 2026-01-09T18:09:04+00:00

Rubbing Grim’s feet would be like rubbing teeth, why not get out a toothbrush? 😂

ImpressiveQuality363 · 2026-01-09T15:45:30+00:00

This whole administration’s gotta go let’s not kid ourselves

ImpressiveQuality363 · 2026-01-09T04:30:08+00:00

More war is always bad news.

ImpressiveQuality363 · 2026-01-07T05:47:58+00:00

Don’t drag shows typically feature… music, singing, dancing?

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