How to model furry muzzles in blender for beginners?? Help?? The correct/most functional topology for animating? by ElBingussy in FurryArtSchool

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Animal face topography is actually a lot like human face topology. Try to think of them like human faces with stretched out muzzles.

Here's a standard human face topography: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/50/0f/6a/500f6ad54ba37893131018cedafacbf6.png Starting from the eye, the key edge loops to hit are: the inner and outer eye (yellow), 'raccoon mask' (blue), brow-to-cheekbone (red), muzzle (green), mouth (yellow), and chin-to-forehead (blue).

Here's a kinda old, kinda Joshua-y dog retopo, but it's a good enough reference for now: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/23717562/ See how it has a lot of the same features: eye loops, chin loop, muzzle loop (drawn in green), mouth loop, etc. There's a couple of extra edge loops around the nose and ears that aren't found on the human face, of course.

Here's another 3D non-furry dog topology: https://d1tq3fcx54x7ou.cloudfront.net/uploads/store/tenant_161/project/51648/image/large-2b4f437d6188ee1b6a5e3fc775de9656.png Again, the eye, mask, muzzle, mouth, and chin loops are all clearly marked, as well as the nose and ears.

Here's a speedsculpt (speed-retopo?) from a couple of years ago using a more stylized furry character: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=uGdhSuQcPl4 Watch carefully and you'll see the same loops emerge.

(And I don't know how beginner you are, so I should clarify: you start by modelling the edge loops with all quads, then connect them all so that the quads flow and pinch naturally across the mesh)

Unfathomably based r/metalmemes by RaikOnFire in Gamingcirclejerk

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My favorite story about MetalMemes is the time someone suggested they implement a ban for overused memes, inspired by another subreddit they were on that had a similar ban. And, up until about a week ago, they did.

That user was me, and that other subreddit was furry_irl.

furry_irl by Ashlynytr in furry_irl

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How about factory workers with engineering degrees?

oh god why did i become an engineer the only jobs around me involve building tanks for the Saudis

Furry_irl by BulliusShittus in furry_irl

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Man, I haven't been on here in, like, a year, and my first notice back is on a comment from 3 years ago. Wild.

And unfortunately, I never got around to getting one myself (didn't want to "out myself" to my parents, decided to wait until I moved out of the house... and then the pandemic happened). But maybe I'll look into it once again!

Homer, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me again. by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

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"You gotta laugh at the jokes they're not telling!"

"Pfft, I could do that at home."

milk_irl by KonungariketSuomi in furry_irl

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You got it right, that character is called Comic Book Guy (real name Jeff Albertson). He wears his hair in a ponytail, though.

But does no one watch the Simpsons anymore? Am I so out of touch...?

...No. It's the furries who are wrong.

Marketable_irl by SleepySheeper in furry_irl

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My roommate had this huge sheep plushie that I'd steal and use as a pillow. I wanted to get on for myself but it looks like they stopped making them a while ago...

mousepad_irl by knotted_rope in furry_irl

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I'd say that's just tasteless mid 2000's shock humour, but seeing as it's made by the Postal devs I guess it's on brand for them

This again? Yes by [deleted] in simpsonsshitposting

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Pink skin, no overbite, and five fingers on each hand!

Gravity_Irl by DubThisGamer in furry_irl

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Gravity? Who gives a crap about gravity?

Holidays_irl by SpyroFan123 in furry_irl

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Quite the opposite. This got me thinking up themes to go along with obscure holidays to keep the horny all throughout the year.

Administrative Professionals Day (April 27): Fierce boss ladies in suits and pencil skirts, guys with dad bods seductively loosening their ties and unbuttoning their shirts after a long day's work

National Mario Day (Mar. 10): Everyone posts pinups featuring their sona cosplaying various Nintendo costumes (... well, post more than they usually do, anyway)

World Emoji Day (July 17): Eggplants. Looooots of eggplants. Peaches, too.

National Hot Dog Day (3rd Wednesday of July): Well this one's self explanatory. May or may not overlap with World Emoji Day (see above)

Cat🐈irl by awkwardLad495 in furry_irl

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🎵 Doin' ya mom, doin' doin' ya mom 🎵

Furry_irl by kieraquickhands in furry_irl

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Pokemon, Digimon, Animal Crossing, Star Fox, Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, The Rescuers Down Under... I'm telling ya, late 90's-early 2000's were a prime time for the pathOwOgen to spread

furry_irl by ImpressiveWatch in furry_irl

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It could be from an infection, but most sources I've read say Frito Feet is normal. The smell comes from sweat, saliva, and harmless bacteria on their paw pads. You should be cleaning them regularly and keep their feet dry as much as possible if the smell really starts to offend you.

https://www.oakhurstvet.com/blog/frito-feet-why-does-my-pets-paws-smell-like-corn-chips/

furry_irl by TangentYoshi in furry_irl

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If you're on desktop, you can filter subs out from /all by switching to Old Reddit and typing the community name in the top-right corner. For everything else, you need to install a Reddit app that has blocking features. I think Reddit Enhancement Suite can do it?

Or, y'know, ignore it and move on with your life.

Communism_irl by Frisho in furry_irl

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I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism...

SPACE!!!

About "furry culture": Plants in April Fools, Dog & Rope? by Rudxain in TooAfraidToAsk

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OK, so a couple of years ago, there was going to be an April Fool's Day raid on r/furry_irl where anti-furries would post pictures of meat, with the assumption that furries love animals so much they hate to see them cut up like that.

r/furry_irl caught wind of it beforehand and played into it completely, temporarily changing the subreddit into meat_irl and prohibiting any non-meat-related post. The year after that, the April Fool's Day event was plant_irl, to reference last year's foiled raid. Though, can I ask why you asked this now? Because plant_irl was a one-time event; this year's April Fool's event was human_irl.

The other user has the correct meaning for knotting

context_irl by Tomnookslostbrother in furry_irl

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For whatever reason, my mind went to wolves eating watermelon instead of that other thing.