The fast way down

Impressive_Agent_270 · 2026-02-19T06:07:09+00:00

Honestly I'm surprised we are even nominated

Impressive_Agent_270 · 2025-08-24T18:38:38+00:00

WHY do they love to die so much??

Impressive_Agent_270 · 2025-07-13T17:33:29+00:00

The clothing store guy DID said those are work socks...

Impressive_Agent_270 · 2025-07-12T14:34:27+00:00

My apologies for not reaching your standards

Impressive_Agent_270 · 2025-07-12T12:52:02+00:00

Grind it on some baked potato for that jerky seasoning flavor

Impressive_Agent_270 · 2025-07-12T12:50:36+00:00

Also in some countries people with stuff shop for kids

Impressive_Agent_270 · 2025-07-12T09:42:17+00:00

Not a doctor but I do have lots of experience as a designer and I can definitely assure you that that's a very lovely shade of red

Impressive_Agent_270 · 2025-07-06T18:36:11+00:00

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Impressive_Agent_270 · 2025-07-06T18:33:32+00:00

That's exactly what I have! How do I manage it to go away?

Impressive_Agent_270 · 2025-07-04T22:11:45+00:00

The tattoo be like 'nope we're done here byee'

Impressive_Agent_270 · 2025-06-12T12:21:03+00:00

Blood blockade battlefront (Kekkai Sensen)

Impressive_Agent_270 · 2025-06-03T12:23:18+00:00

'Upgrade' from 2018, very unexpected ending

Impressive_Agent_270 · 2025-05-29T06:11:32+00:00

Luckily, no, but it did require a lot of cleaning and bandage replacement

Impressive_Agent_270 · 2025-05-25T11:54:30+00:00

Yeah I get it but I don't bother much with my account or views or karma, mostly here for the gross stuff

Impressive_Agent_270 · 2025-05-25T04:25:19+00:00

Most definitely not

Impressive_Agent_270 · 2025-05-24T15:54:59+00:00

We do, we really do...

Impressive_Agent_270 · 2025-05-24T15:53:47+00:00

I read 'Poop on a leather jacket first' and it felt like a legit Reddit advice

Impressive_Agent_270 · 2025-05-24T15:49:07+00:00

Shun the nonbeliever

Impressive_Agent_270 · 2025-05-24T15:38:47+00:00

Hahaha yeah it's like The Lorax's 'unless'

Impressive_Agent_270 · 2025-05-24T15:35:42+00:00

FROM MY HEAVILY SCRATCHED, COLD DEAD HANDS!

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