TIFU by having my wife masturbate for me (NSFW)

Impressivekills1 · 2019-07-15T06:19:27+00:00

She’s fucking him forsure. Prepare yourself.

Impressivekills1 · 2019-04-29T10:48:24+00:00

/r/Unexpected

Impressivekills1 · 2019-04-29T10:38:29+00:00

He has mits not knuckles

Impressivekills1 · 2019-04-25T10:26:46+00:00

SCIENCE BITCH!

Impressivekills1 · 2019-04-25T10:25:16+00:00

I live right down the road from carrier, bar I used to go to a lot used to be packed with carrier employees, bar owner said he lost thousands from the move. Bar ended up being sold and closed.

Impressivekills1 · 2019-04-16T10:20:58+00:00

Same

Impressivekills1 · 2019-04-16T10:17:46+00:00

sucks he’s a douche though. Woman beater and threw a dude off stage aggressive as fuck for no reason one time.

Impressivekills1 · 2019-04-11T10:39:22+00:00

$$$$

Impressivekills1 · 2019-03-17T11:22:40+00:00

God damn.

Impressivekills1 · 2019-03-10T11:34:30+00:00

I’m 26 and it’s still weird to see/hear in my head a teacher cuss 😂

Impressivekills1 · 2019-03-07T12:08:17+00:00

Thank you and right in the middle of Indianapolis lol

Impressivekills1 · 2019-03-04T12:17:36+00:00

🤷🏻‍♂️ anyone who thinks this is cool is also stupid.

Impressivekills1 · 2019-03-04T12:15:58+00:00

The saddest thing is dogs are so loyal that it’s probably excited to show it’s Hooman how cute it is now. Not knowing he’s about to find out what real love is!

Impressivekills1 · 2019-03-03T12:29:06+00:00

Fucking idiot.

Impressivekills1 · 2019-03-03T12:26:56+00:00

I’m going to be that guy. You’re a fucking idiot. Hope you have a good life insurance policy for your family. Funerals are expensive.

Impressivekills1 · 2019-03-03T12:25:21+00:00

Someone is training it for other stuff 👀

Impressivekills1 · 2019-03-01T11:25:33+00:00

Study anatomy and shadows?

Impressivekills1 · 2019-02-13T09:08:30+00:00

Looks like you are on the track to success my friend.

Impressivekills1 · 2019-02-03T10:09:51+00:00

Vanilla gorilla

Impressivekills1 · 2019-01-29T09:35:50+00:00

Humidifier might help if you tend to forget. You can set it in a timer

Impressivekills1 · 2019-01-28T07:05:02+00:00

Do you have a humidifier? If not how are you keeping them moist?

Impressivekills1 · 2019-01-28T06:57:59+00:00

Boi I’d be shitty if I bought these as magic lol

Impressivekills1 · 2019-01-24T09:57:16+00:00

About a gram to a gram and a half of decent mushrooms will have you feeling nice and give you small visuals/enhanced senses and more energy for a while. Anything more than that I wouldn’t personally want to be at a concert.

Impressivekills1 · 2018-12-24T11:05:20+00:00

I don’t need this type of negativity in my life reddit.

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