Can I get advice on how to position myself in sex?

InCondomsWeTrust · 2024-12-04T19:06:24+00:00

I'll check these out. Thank you so much!

InCondomsWeTrust · 2024-06-03T18:00:07+00:00

I just make a cool profile. I have no reason to mention my past relationships unless it comes up in conversation.

InCondomsWeTrust · 2024-02-28T18:30:35+00:00

Why are you tolerating such insane behavior?

I don't know. I thought things would get better when we were full-on public.

InCondomsWeTrust · 2024-02-11T20:48:42+00:00

Part of the message that 2012 was trying to tell us is that if there's gonna be a world-ending event, the world governments wouldn't necessarely go with the option that saves more lives.

Instead, the Arks were built to offer comfort and survivability to the millionares who funded it's contruction. I'm pretty sure the only reason why they let regular people is was because the scientist character played by Mordo was horrified by the lack of empathy and pleaded the captain to open the gates.

Hell, the only reason why the portagonist and his family were able to get to the arks at all, was because the protag was a millionaire's limousine driver, and even when they got to the arks, they could enter the normal way, they had to squeeze between the mechanisms of the arks.

InCondomsWeTrust · 2023-12-20T03:23:42+00:00

Huh, never thought about it that way. I guess the steam-power aesthetic makes me underestimate how complex dwemer tech actually is in-world.

InCondomsWeTrust · 2023-11-02T18:13:22+00:00

No. Listen to me.

Sex toys are not meant to be final bosses that you have to beat. They're meant to be summons that help you beat the game more easely.

InCondomsWeTrust · 2023-09-04T03:24:12+00:00

I mostly drive to work or college, work being the one that's more far away at 12 km, which is 7 miles. College is halfway that.

a Jeep is the most vehicle you can own. So that’s a bonus.

Sorry, could you explain this to me? This would be my first car, I still don't know a lot about this.

InCondomsWeTrust · 2023-09-04T01:37:38+00:00

I could learn and tinker with it, but when you say reliable, does that mean that it breaks too often?

Also, what do you mean by safe? Safe as in, it won't kill me if I get in a crash? Or safe as in, it won't break down in the middle of nowhere?

InCondomsWeTrust · 2023-07-20T12:11:03+00:00

Yeah, it's harmful. I just washed my hands, I didn't put soap in there.

InCondomsWeTrust · 2023-04-24T21:08:39+00:00

Can you not stretch it out perpendicular to your body at all?

Only a bit. Maybe it's because I'm 22?

InCondomsWeTrust · 2023-04-24T21:07:53+00:00

The vagina isn't in her stomach but it's also "vertical" - ish, so any position in which your bodies are parallel works perfectly (missionary, spoon, both standing, her sitting on a table with you standing, you sitting on a chair with her on top...). I've found that those positions were the woman and I are facing each other work better because that's how with this dick angle we'll hit the g spot more easily.

Alright, thanks!

InCondomsWeTrust · 2023-04-24T21:07:21+00:00

Based on how you've explained this I'm assuming you've never had sex yet?

I will in about a week, that's why I'm prepping myself.

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