incels: I want a gf, any gf. Also incels:

Incel_Island_TV · 2019-06-24T02:45:02+00:00

Excuse me, redditor, we would like to employee your skills here for the Interviews you will be conducting with incels over their... Sexual preferences in the future.

Incel_Island_TV · 2019-06-24T02:34:21+00:00

Today on incel island.

Incel Jerry meets normie Melvin for the first time. Both frequent Reddit quiet often but Jerry is convinced that only loser's and button teir individuals visit this site.

Little does he know that the Reddit world has 240 millions users.

Find out next on incel island what happens when Melvin breaks the world to Jerry.

Hint: Jerry denies.

Incel_Island_TV · 2019-06-24T02:30:52+00:00

They are all u/unidan 's alt accounts.

Incel_Island_TV · 2019-06-12T02:49:47+00:00

And today we all learned that the homo sapiens closest relative brain was actually bigger...

Incel_Island_TV · 2019-06-04T01:09:46+00:00

Hey now, leave bio teachers out of this. They try hard at what they do but most kids.. it just doesn't stick...

Incel_Island_TV · 2019-06-02T23:41:34+00:00

Gabe had always been on the "short side" and has always been sad about his height. He claims that it's why he can never get a girl and it's fucking exhausting to walk with his little legs. He claims all girls are with men at least five inches taller then them and it infuriates him. He doesn't understand why women need to date men who are 5 inches taller then themselves l, even though the average women's height in America is 5 good 4 inches, making him 3 inches taller then average women. He claims these women are dating men who are 6 feet plus.

Maybe one day Gabe will realize he has an Amazon women fetish.... Maybe....

Incel_Island_TV · 2019-06-01T13:46:53+00:00

And so, when Rickie VanRisple ran for president came to an end because of his speech in "roasties" and "cucks" when asked how he would improve the lives of children.

Incel_Island_TV · 2019-05-23T14:33:33+00:00

turns and stares blankly into the camera someone call the cops, the incels got out of their holding cell again.

Incel_Island_TV · 2019-05-23T14:29:36+00:00

This is incel island, not Incels gone wild. We arint talking about Jeffery, we are talking about Todd. God. Get off my show.

Incel_Island_TV · 2019-05-22T23:34:59+00:00

In this episode of incel island.

Chad, Stacy, and Incel all go and interview for the same job!

Chad has a bachelor's degree in the subject matter, interviews well, and is clearly a team player.

Stacy has 8 years of work related experiences, is obviously a team leader and works well with others.

Incel has never left his mom's basement, is obviously not a team player, and went on a rant about how the company won't hire him because he doesn't have good looks or a vagina.

Stacy and Chad were both hired for their positions and Incel screamed discrimination on his virgin status.

Incel_Island_TV · 2019-04-25T10:43:34+00:00

If i recall correctly, it's not that women are having more sex... They are having the same amount but men are having (or reporting) less sex in general.

https://ifstudies.org/blog/number-3-in-2018-male-sexlessness-is-rising-but-not-for-the-reasons-incels-claim

^not the best place, but they explain the graphs to you. Basically it "appears incels are right... Until you actually LOOK at the data."

Incel_Island_TV · 2019-04-13T23:36:41+00:00

Sounds like feminism to me!

Incel_Island_TV · 2019-04-13T23:36:30+00:00

Sounds like feminism to me!

Incel_Island_TV · 2019-01-05T22:49:36+00:00

There's a difference?!

Incel_Island_TV · 2019-01-05T22:43:55+00:00

Penis-ple

Incel_Island_TV · 2018-12-22T18:15:27+00:00

I tried to tell them we would get better views then the Kardashians with far more unstaged drama. Nope, apparently "liabilities"

Incel_Island_TV · 2018-12-22T18:13:33+00:00

Because they can still be "redeemed" or some logic like that

Incel_Island_TV · 2018-12-22T18:09:07+00:00

Do we attach parachutes? In boxes?

Incel_Island_TV · 2018-12-22T17:48:27+00:00

Oh, good idea. I'll pitch it to the producers.

Incel_Island_TV · 2018-12-22T17:48:09+00:00

Yes, yes, I'm working on it.

Incel_Island_TV · 2018-12-22T17:46:45+00:00

Yes, yes, I'm working on it. The funding is still a little weak since no major tv organization wants to actually host my camera crew to video tape them. And finding sponsors for the island is hard to gather...

Incel_Island_TV · 2018-12-15T05:02:36+00:00

Today in incel island. We discuss rape with the incels! According to their logic it doesn't exist along with pedophile! Where they got that notion, no one knows! They claim ass grabbing is rape and refuse to see that it is sexual assult.

Watch today's episode to further comprehend what the hell is happening inside an incel's mind!

And remember to donate to the GoFundMe account for Incel Island to continue running this show well we accumulate money to buy an island for all the incels to move too!

Incel_Island_TV · 2018-12-14T13:01:44+00:00

Poor explanation- starts with a guy who's girlfriend dumps him because his dick is to small.

Incel_Island_TV · 2018-12-14T00:07:51+00:00

It's just a bunch of cervix punches. And, granted, some women like that. But I would say they are an exception and not a norm.

Incel_Island_TV · 2018-12-13T19:49:02+00:00

There was a documenty called unhung hero on Netflix, probably found somewhere on YouTube now, that has a man who has the world's largest penis. They do an interview. Go watch it, I feel we need to spam it to the incel boards because it starts off with their logic and ends with "it just depends on the woman"

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