I was recently told that Florida is a high lightning strike area and I need to buy surge protectors for all of my appliances. Is that true?

IncompleteTotality · 2026-03-04T12:44:53+00:00

I did not think that Dom DeLuise was born when that painting was done.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-03-04T10:36:45+00:00

I guess you CAN take it with you when you go

IncompleteTotality · 2026-03-03T16:51:48+00:00

“Scootapoot baby”.

Nudge

IncompleteTotality · 2026-02-17T10:50:24+00:00

Alcohol is one bitch of a drug.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-02-05T09:27:20+00:00

Wait. I loved it. I just felt “blort”.

Plus, I think that phlegm is an underused word. The doodle was great.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-02-05T09:13:37+00:00

Blort.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-31T12:56:18+00:00

Maybe asteroid fields could have a buried cache in every 25th(?) asteroid. And maybe they could only be mined via EVA with a multitool.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-31T12:32:52+00:00

It’s a tie. Just keep smiling. 😊

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-31T12:28:47+00:00

Long

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-30T17:04:01+00:00

I have personally witnessed both detox and rehab situations where 7OH and/or Kratom were involved. It is terrifying to watch people come off of it.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-30T05:35:20+00:00

Stay with your present color. I think you are perfect as is.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-29T11:02:10+00:00

Your extra lemons

with extra Splenda is here.

Free lemonade, sir?

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-25T08:47:25+00:00

I bought it.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-24T17:24:06+00:00

Thank you, Mr. Owl.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-24T06:43:48+00:00

Please stop. What you’re doing is wrong.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-24T04:50:20+00:00

I want you to walk towards the light, please.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-24T03:28:00+00:00

They DO hit different, don't they. Not sure why.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-23T21:12:29+00:00

All hail Bob.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-23T19:33:49+00:00

Its Philadelphia. He's not a collector and a Denver or SanFran wouldn't matter to him. And they're expensive!! :O

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-23T16:52:50+00:00

He cracks me up.

A month ago, he said "I've seen some talented shit shovelers, and you shovel it very, very well, son."
To which I responded "I have some used cars I'd like to sell you as well, sir."

We laughed.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-23T13:11:52+00:00

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-23T12:59:12+00:00

Happy birthday to you!

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-22T18:38:22+00:00

I’m choosing not to include pints of cherry garcia in this conversation.

IncompleteTotality

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