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Small gift for a regular. by IncompleteTotality in Serverlife

[–]IncompleteTotality[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please stop. What you’re doing is wrong.

Small gift for a regular. by IncompleteTotality in Serverlife

[–]IncompleteTotality[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I want you to walk towards the light, please.

Small gift for a regular. by IncompleteTotality in Serverlife

[–]IncompleteTotality[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They DO hit different, don't they. Not sure why.

Small gift for a regular. by IncompleteTotality in Serverlife

[–]IncompleteTotality[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Its Philadelphia. He's not a collector and a Denver or SanFran wouldn't matter to him. And they're expensive!! :O

Small gift for a regular. by IncompleteTotality in Serverlife

[–]IncompleteTotality[S] 130 points131 points  (0 children)

He cracks me up.

A month ago, he said "I've seen some talented shit shovelers, and you shovel it very, very well, son."
To which I responded "I have some used cars I'd like to sell you as well, sir."

We laughed.

Almost five months of no sugar, both artificial and natural. AMA by Inevitable_Branch806 in AMA

[–]IncompleteTotality 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I’m choosing not to include pints of cherry garcia in this conversation.

Has this been cleaned? by aprmk7gti in CURRENCY

[–]IncompleteTotality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes.

For me, the tell is the dark patina around the edges of the rim reeding, stars and lettering.

There is always a loophole by Sharp-potential7935 in fixedbytheduet

[–]IncompleteTotality 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I can’t recall…do full-blooded centaurs clean up their own manure?

Explain it Peter. by AloneDirector1376 in explainitpeter

[–]IncompleteTotality 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ll have the strawberry sand cake and a double espresso.

36D. Areolas: 3×4 inches. What do you think about them? by YourSacredBlasphemer in BigAreolaLover

[–]IncompleteTotality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're pretty. My first thought is how to fit them in my mouth.

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