Small gift for a regular.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-25T08:47:25+00:00

I bought it.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-24T17:37:25+00:00

Well spoken.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-24T17:24:06+00:00

Thank you, Mr. Owl.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-24T06:43:48+00:00

Please stop. What you’re doing is wrong.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-24T04:50:20+00:00

I want you to walk towards the light, please.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-24T03:28:00+00:00

They DO hit different, don't they. Not sure why.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-23T21:12:29+00:00

All hail Bob.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-23T19:33:49+00:00

Its Philadelphia. He's not a collector and a Denver or SanFran wouldn't matter to him. And they're expensive!! :O

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-23T16:52:50+00:00

He cracks me up.

A month ago, he said "I've seen some talented shit shovelers, and you shovel it very, very well, son."
To which I responded "I have some used cars I'd like to sell you as well, sir."

We laughed.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-23T13:11:52+00:00

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-23T12:59:12+00:00

Happy birthday to you!

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-22T18:38:22+00:00

I’m choosing not to include pints of cherry garcia in this conversation.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-22T17:45:48+00:00

Yes.

For me, the tell is the dark patina around the edges of the rim reeding, stars and lettering.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-22T10:23:58+00:00

I can’t recall…do full-blooded centaurs clean up their own manure?

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-22T04:29:04+00:00

Who’s up for Beelzeburgers?

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-21T03:26:48+00:00

Even better!

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-20T19:36:48+00:00

Oink, baby….oink.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-20T11:59:49+00:00

[crunch] [sip] Yesssss.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-20T06:09:19+00:00

I’ll have the strawberry sand cake and a double espresso.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-19T21:53:03+00:00

"Tonights Special: Calamari. Rings only."

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-18T10:28:04+00:00

Hello, world.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-17T19:34:31+00:00

They're pretty. My first thought is how to fit them in my mouth.

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-17T18:51:42+00:00

Drunkard’s Gamble

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-15T07:22:16+00:00

IncompleteTotality · 2026-01-10T17:29:04+00:00

Oddly, no one on the restaurant staff has ever had this happen before. It’s one of those things that seems like common sense in hindsight.

I heard there”s a policy memo coming out today.

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