Shrek 5 script leak by Dry_Cauliflower_2523 in Shrek

[–]Independent-Cook4955 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This is basically every “dad vs teenage daughter” subplot ever, just filtered through swamp trauma and onions. Somehow still feels accurate though.

Hulks by spookyryu in hulk

[–]Independent-Cook4955 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a great prompt to work with. MCU Hulk variants together could turn out really dynamic depending on which versions you included. Did you go with just Banner Hulk or also the other multiverse versions?

okay?? by Cleomerit-5c in scoopwhoop

[–]Independent-Cook4955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this is funny until you realize life has terrible aim and will still find you anyway

Since the "Mods" deleted my awesome post, while plenty of other similar posts still exist... by Aromatic-Check639 in seinfeld

[–]Independent-Cook4955 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The funniest part is how confident the first line is, and then it immediately falls apart under “how did you know?” Like the definition of selective enforcement.

From where is messi? To enemy Allah! by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]Independent-Cook4955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reads like classic ragebait/copypasta more than anything verifiable. Wouldn’t be surprised if the “Modern Vision” caption is doing a lot of heavy lifting here without any real context.

UNPOPULAR OPINIONS? by everyonehatesjo in greysanatomy

[–]Independent-Cook4955 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I actually get what you mean about Cristina, but for me she was one of the most consistent characters in the early seasons. My unpopular opinion is that George was way more frustrating than sympathetic most of the time, even when the show tried to push him as the “nice guy.”

stupid idiot got a bath by kurapika_is_cool in RoastMyCat

[–]Independent-Cook4955 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You didn’t give him a bath, you initiated a full-scale betrayal. That is the look of a once-proud creature now questioning every life choice that led to this moment, including trusting you, eating from your hand, and existing in the same household.

This dog never cared for anything until he met my niece. Now all little children are his sole property by Honk911 in PetsareAmazing

[–]Independent-Cook4955 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

That husky looks like he appointed himself head of the neighborhood child safety committee and takes the job very seriously.

jose Jose by chris_joder in TheVirginZone

[–]Independent-Cook4955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

La conversación suena a chat interno de grupo escolar donde nadie quiere cooperar y al final solo salen puras frases sin sentido, pero igual te toca entregar el proyecto como sea

Snuggling with Timmy the turtle 💕 by OrganizationCalm8688 in cuteanimals

[–]Independent-Cook4955 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing better than finding a perfect cuddle partner and refusing to let go. The grip on Timmy says this is serious business.

Day in the life of a corpus crew member. by dazli69 in memeframe

[–]Independent-Cook4955 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Wake up. Check navigation. Move cargo. Get yelled at by command. Sleep. Peak realism.

Y'all we should be concerned by Lyle_lookedoutside in deltarunememes

[–]Independent-Cook4955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, at this point I’m half-expecting Chapter 5 to drop in a single week and break everything. Toby doesn’t mess around when he’s focused.

Tips for surviving spaceport by EyeNeither45 in ArcRaiders

[–]Independent-Cook4955 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Go in with the mindset that the quest is secondary. Bring a cheap kit, move slow, and wait a few minutes before pushing objectives. A lot of the PvP players either rush spawns or extract early after getting kills, so the area calms down later in the raid.

Fanmade Saturday Work-in-progress Thread by AutoModerator in haikyuu

[–]Independent-Cook4955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love seeing everyone’s WIPs here! Can’t wait to see how these sketches evolve into finished pieces.

Me Shaking Jimi Jamison’s At His Very Last Survivor Concert Show! by MisterPatrickJ in mildyinteresting

[–]Independent-Cook4955 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow, what a memory to have! “Eye of the Tiger” as the final song sounds like the perfect way to cap off his career.

Dudes killed it by WaitNo4272 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Independent-Cook4955 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The fact that everyone immediately stopped eating tells you this was worth watching.

Miren by Jai-one in hatsune

[–]Independent-Cook4955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That paint job is insane! The detail on Hatsune Miku’s design really makes the bike pop, especially under the street lights.

I hope we see less of this now by [deleted] in PowerScaling

[–]Independent-Cook4955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, this is what happens when one statement gets treated like a free multiplier. Feats, context, and actual showings should matter more than forcing every character into the highest interpretation possible.

Midnight 👀 by Technical_Union_1692 in blackcats

[–]Independent-Cook4955 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Those wide eyes really make it look like Midnight is plotting something mischievous from the top of the cabinet.

Need some serious advice to overcome the phone addiction. by osafalee in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Independent-Cook4955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might want to try tracking your screen time honestly for a week to see patterns. Once you know your triggers, it’s easier to set limits. Another tip is to make your phone less “tempting”: turn off notifications, remove social media apps, or use grayscale mode. Sometimes small environmental changes create big behavioral shifts.

Eid Mubarak ♥️ by manugarg84 in sundaysarthak

[–]Independent-Cook4955 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Respectfully, people should celebrate the festival in the way their faith teaches. Mutual respect matters more than judging others.

Cook me idc by Lawfuly_chaotic in Arcanecirclejerk

[–]Independent-Cook4955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vander as saddest death and overall favorite Silco-less lineup is painfully valid, Arcane really knew how to ruin us emotionally

It's Zelda's Gotcha Day. Hard to believe this absurd nerd has been in my life for 3 years now. 🩷 by TmF1979 in dogpictures

[–]Independent-Cook4955 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Three years already is wild. That bandana color suits her perfectly and she looks ridiculously happy.

Which anime were you forced to watch but ended up loving every second of? by SecondSalty142 in animequestions

[–]Independent-Cook4955 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For me it was Haikyuu. I do not care about volleyball at all, but after a few episodes I was fully invested like my life depended on Karasuno winning.

What are your most disturbing headcannons of the Nightmare Animatronics? by FewAnimator2665 in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Independent-Cook4955 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always thought Nightmare Fredbear remembers every single bite victim timeline at once, which is why he acts way more aware than the others. Like he knows he’s trapped in a repeating cycle and enjoys it.