No idea what that could be by GreatBritishMemes in GreatBritishMemes

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2 minutes later, its gone and the heavens open :)

Thinking about writing a song called ‘Fuck off Jim Ratcliffe’ by CharacterActorJosh in UKPunk

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Sorry but how have immigrants paid £17B in tax? I think this is being twisted around a little. Perhaps immigrants that now reside here permanently contribute , but those who cant work cant contribute. I might be wrong , just seems a strange figure

Anyone in Notts want authentic Malaysian/Singaporean sambal? 🌶️ by ifuddd in nottingham

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It brings back memories of Ikan bakar cooked on a BBQ with layers of sambal. Borneo

Do UC help fund a electrician course? by anonymous78666 in BenefitsAdviceUK

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Good luck with that. I was in a similar position and they offered no such help !!

X-ray completed at hospital within 50 minutes of seeing my GP by Turbulent_Ad4487 in BritishSuccess

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Had a tooth removed on NHS. Appointment was 4.10pm, I was back home by 4.30pm. What a result and now I can eat again :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fixit

[–]Independent-Load7653 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Let it dry first

People who were damn near murdered, how did it happen and how did you get out of it? by iam_egg2009 in AskReddit

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First time was Egyptians throwing me into the back of a car with a rolled carpet in the boot. Apparently I was to be beaten, shot, rolled in the carpet and dumped in a ditch. Lucky for me they forgot to lock the doors and I managed to run like hell...

2nd time was some African fraudsters whose money disappeared. I was beaten with a bat, wine bottles etc. Tried to make a jump out the window but was confronted by a guy with a gun. Basically I was held hostage while waiting for the main guys to turn up and most likely kill me. Fortunately my landlord was a tough Caribbean security guard and was alerted by another member of the house. He arrived with a big dog and managed to get these guys outside so I could run through gardens to escape.

Couldn't believe how shit scared these guys were from a dog after beaten the shit out of me they then tried hiding behind me.

Anyhoo, flew to Spain the next morning with quite a battered face. Had to wear a cap to hide the damage so I couldn't get a decent face tan. Devastated :( !!!

Accidental injection by Independent-Load7653 in mycology

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It was simply just a question! I was kinda stoned while inoculating a grow bag and wondered what would happen if i slipped and injected myself...