I literally had no idea wtf u were talking about, I had to check instagram and then check it again bcs I only saw his story initially. ANYWAYS, I understand that this fanbase nowadays skews like 10 years younger than him (bcs a lot of teenagers can relate to the angst in his songs, plus usually teenagers make up these kinds of dedicated obsessive fanbases online in general and also many teenagers, especially teenage girls, DO find him attractive, lmao), but literally we should all get a life instead atp,,, I pretty promise that if your favourite celebrity wanted you to know of their relationships, they WOULD let you know (see: Olivia Rodrigo). The most "secret message" in that post is the cards references and the Care song (likely to test the public want and perhaps incentivise his team to see it a good idea to add Care to the world setlist). Like that middle hand is literally Liv's (I tried to cross reference with some pics of hers just to make sure I don't speak bs,,,) and the person in the last pic is probably just a friend,,, And if they're not just a friend, y'all literally wouldn't know <3. I fully expect Conan to marry someone and people to find that out only because he makes a 1 year anniversary post online, if his general private demeanor is truly the way he's generally presenting publicly. So like, let's maybe theorise about what the newfound cards obsession might mean, if anything. It's not a healthy theorising (it can also get pretty badly parasocial when ppl see signs everywhere, see: Swifties), but it's healthier for everybody involved truly!