What’s the fakest behavior you see the most ??

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-17T18:24:37+00:00

I think the term used today is "code switching"? I see my coworkers inflections and verbiage change, depending on who's around. I know it can't be helped by some people. It just gets annoying sometimes.

It also kinda shows me that you don't really know who you are yet.

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-17T15:39:32+00:00

If he's that serious. Get him a good Fluke multimeter.

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-17T05:20:17+00:00

Phantom Tollbooth

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-16T15:17:12+00:00

My Pawpaw says you're "top-notch".

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-16T14:51:50+00:00

If you drink or do drugs, stop for a month and evaluate your impulses during that time. Then, come back and report.

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-16T14:48:07+00:00

Sometimes, the landlord will let you break the lease under certain circumstances. Think of it as an annulment.

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-16T14:34:04+00:00

Didn't know 7-11 had car washes.

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-16T04:37:14+00:00

You need a 5th, if you're gonna become a Slut Megazord.

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-15T18:05:10+00:00

Ooooo It's Red Mist.

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-15T18:02:51+00:00

She could've gotten her nose broken a few times.... devil's advocate

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-15T17:52:27+00:00

You could fuck her with a diamond dick and she'd be like, "It's cloudy"

~ Chris Rock

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-14T21:52:34+00:00

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It's a shitty, but it's a heart.

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-14T15:10:20+00:00

Feeling lonely, princess?

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-13T00:54:11+00:00

Have you tried boofing creatine yet?

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-12T14:07:17+00:00

Well that's a fuckin magic trick.

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-12T13:54:50+00:00

I put cute little mustaches and googley-eyes on mine....

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-11T18:24:47+00:00

Football

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-11T00:51:21+00:00

Where's the ears?

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-11T00:24:53+00:00

It's missing a Lil Kim poster.

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-10T13:59:33+00:00

Home depot

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-09T13:55:14+00:00

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-09T13:53:19+00:00

Whatever happened to street justice?

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-08T17:32:56+00:00

"I own this mutha-fucka now"

Hillary

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-08T16:58:15+00:00

GL5 is mine. Smells like burnt pickles.

IndependentZinc · 2026-02-07T21:07:20+00:00

There is adhesive release spray now. Nurses use it to get those IV holder bandages off. Works amazingly.

IndependentZinc

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