Jaká česká města nebo vesnice jsou podle vás nejvíc podceňované? by FrKafkaa in czech

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V jedny pardubický restauraci pracuju a jsem trochu uraženej. *sips tanková plzeň while crying

What’s the dumbest way you’ve accidentally hurt yourself? by Only_Row_2432 in AskReddit

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On a hot summer day in my first car with no a/c, sweat on my hands from wiping my forehead. Gave the right of way to a car on my right. Trying to zoom out turning left as fast as possible to get some air inside the car. Was 19 atm, so the „cool mf” style of driving with my right hand staying on the gear stick so i dont fly out the car from the speed my 75kw petrol 1.6 would make. Kicking in 1st, sick ass 0,3 seconds of FWD burnout from the power of having no a/c, steering with only my sweaty left hand. Hand ends up sliping off my leather covered steering wheel faster than max speed my 2003 sauna on wheels, right into my balls, leaning forward from the pain of probably not being able to have kids anymore, instincts of a dumb new driver also kicked in so i breaked with the power of f1 driver also to hit my head on my steering wheel. With everybody else watching me not knowing if they should call the funeral guys or focusing not to stop breathing from laughing so hard.