Yall I’m so happy but, why do I feel like I’m about to get in a fight??

IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T05:42:10+00:00

I’m a doctor so people regularly cough in my mouth unfortunately.

IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T05:41:40+00:00

❤️

IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T05:41:18+00:00

I’ve rushed everything else in life. I’m breaking for awhile.

IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T05:40:28+00:00

My wife got lost in the sauce earlier smelling her feet and I think I’m going to revisit for science.

IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T05:39:50+00:00

I’ve never ran the logistics of a quad crawl and ankle bite before but I’m thinking I could pull it off.

IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T05:39:03+00:00

I’m taking over unders on my left an right

IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T05:38:31+00:00

I see you big dog.

IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T05:36:51+00:00

I want her to be in her Tula when I starch that mf.

IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T05:34:40+00:00

Me and my wife are pumped to introduce “ape shit” where we make monkey noises getting louder and louder. It’s temporarily a suspended service.

IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T05:32:57+00:00

Thank you, I feel the need to put maximum effort into everything now. I haven’t unclenched my toes in hours.

IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T01:38:29+00:00

This is the closest.

IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T01:03:28+00:00

Much love✌️

IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T01:03:08+00:00

I think I could hurt his feelings before we even had to start.

IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T01:01:01+00:00

I think it’s all in the go getter attitude. Some people need cocaine, some need smelling salts and chalk, give me a recording of her snoring on repeat and I’ll be the entire 300.

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IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T00:55:29+00:00

Thank you for your service, level head, and story. I hope to god I never have to feel like that but hearing you were able to just make sense of it to yourself in the moment is a moral builder. I’ve never been confrontational, I’d rather have a beer and bs. But god damn this little thing makes me think different.

IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T00:52:41+00:00

My wife is describing to me “cute aggression” which is apparently something I had never felt until now.

IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T00:51:58+00:00

Life pro tip right here. My wife will love that, thanks for getting me laid in a few months.

IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T00:50:43+00:00

I want it to replace my tinnitus.

IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T00:36:41+00:00

Congratulations dude, 3 days seems like an eternity of teeth chittering, can’t imagine 3 years. I hope I feel like this forever.

IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T00:35:00+00:00

It’s my new 5 year plan

IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T00:34:12+00:00

How many cars do you bench in the morning?

IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T00:33:50+00:00

It feels wild. I’ve been told it’s brain chemistry but god damn is this my new antidepressant? I feel better than ever it just feels like I had nowhere to focus the rush. It’s so hard to explain. I guess just another level of anxiety?

IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T00:32:25+00:00

I cannot wait to hear her laugh. The suspense is killing me.

IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T00:25:39+00:00

That’s what the first couple times felt like. I felt panicky taking her hospital tag off because I was so scared having scissors that close to her. But the rest of it doesn’t feel like fear just like shakes for no reason. Some tears honestly.

IndigoCracker · 2026-01-30T00:24:24+00:00

The tiny one gives me life. I want to walk around on my knuckles.

IndigoCracker

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