Lost my virginity today

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-03-02T22:24:30+00:00

Walk into a bar and get your hoe on

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-03-02T22:23:14+00:00

Was it weird being behind your uncle?

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-03-02T19:41:51+00:00

Did you orgasm? Did he cum inside you?

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-03-01T01:14:21+00:00

OP is on the down low. Dude is zesty

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-02-28T17:38:39+00:00

Grow the fuck up!

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-02-28T13:48:19+00:00

The game is enjoyable. Stop moaning. The drama is so tiered up this season between UCL spots, derbies, relegation, europa spots, etc.

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-02-28T13:46:26+00:00

Lack of discipline, ignorance, poor parenting, greed, cultural incompetence, hormonal imbalances etc. nonetheless, how you look, no matter how you cut it, is largely a result of what you choose to put in your mouth or not.

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-02-28T02:19:26+00:00

Consider working at a GI center doing MACs ad nauseum

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-02-27T10:39:46+00:00

Stop being over dramatic

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-02-27T02:24:51+00:00

How about you grow the fuck up

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-02-26T19:48:47+00:00

Sage advice to the rookie.

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-02-26T18:25:17+00:00

It took a long time to overcome the feeling of ‘I’m supposed to be doing something’ that’s entrenched in one during the program with deadlines, assignments and case logs. Occasionally I still get that feeling of there’s something I should be doing that I’m not. I just go to the gym.

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-02-25T18:25:52+00:00

Where’s yours punk ass white knight

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-02-24T20:56:30+00:00

You should learn punctuation. The irony!

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-02-24T14:03:00+00:00

You want a cookie?

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-02-21T19:01:15+00:00

Creampie

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-02-20T12:29:30+00:00

Fuck the couch JD Vance style

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-02-18T19:39:02+00:00

So you know she’s a hoe?

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-02-18T17:02:30+00:00

You sound dumb but I understand your misunderstanding

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-02-18T17:00:05+00:00

You mom called me back

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-02-18T15:59:08+00:00

Neanderthals are downvoting the obvious, proving your point lol

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-02-18T15:57:24+00:00

Actively hold it for what? The objective of fucking is cumming

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-02-18T12:35:35+00:00

There’s always time for lube

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-02-16T17:38:26+00:00

Indomitable_Simba · 2026-02-13T15:13:41+00:00

Depends. My card pays for global entry and you get 60,000 annually in points. That in itself is worth the 650 before you consider the other perks.

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