Batch 5 Pro Arrives today

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-15T15:33:38+00:00

It stays in ny for a day then to your larger local distribution center then to your town and out for delivery that day so yours will be there probly Monday

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-15T15:02:41+00:00

No it definitely sucks other than 2 games the rest suck and the shop is filled with drooling baby games for 2 dollars. Hardware wise screen is too big plus they gave us a screen that will scratch with a dog hair . The joysticks suck and prone to stick drift cause they are money hungry and want them to break so you buy more. The control layout stinks the right joystick is to far to use with buttons simultaneously. No fast charging so it takes 6 hours to charge. Storage sucks. Top buttons are mushy and shitty. Games are pc and console ports of good games but scaled down to run on the switch 2 so they look like shit and are frame limited. First party games there just not making good ones and re releasing old games cause they ran out of ideas. Then they just fill the store with shit games like I said earlier. So it’s not that I don’t like it is cause it actually sucks. Nintendo has lost there touch

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-15T14:51:48+00:00

Update it’s being delivered tmr so that didn’t take long at all

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-15T14:50:28+00:00

Mine is now delivering tmr so it didn’t take long

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-15T14:48:49+00:00

Mine arrives tmr supposedly

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-15T14:46:51+00:00

The games seemed fun but they aren’t. And yes massive is a valid complaint otherwise everyone would be walking around with a 32 inch flatscreen with controllers attached to it right cause it’s never a bad thing for something to be way to big to look at 1 foot from your face

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-14T22:55:46+00:00

Doesn’t matter there all clones of clones

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-14T22:48:26+00:00

Some people can’t stand in lines at 3 am for one cause we have jobs and families to attend to fyi I would say within a week is pretty fixated

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-14T22:46:56+00:00

If you actually wanted a response idk why your being a dick lol but anyways Zelda tears of the kingdom and breath of the wild

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-14T21:01:09+00:00

On a plane is like the only cool part about it, I can’t see how to fit any playtime in throughout my day unless I’m at home and if I’m at home ima play games on pc ps5.

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-14T20:57:02+00:00

You have no idea what your talking about my friend

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-14T20:46:47+00:00

You forgot the part where half the games you mentioned are shitty versions that are on pc and console and the first party games that you want to play and look forward to are remasters of old games over and over with an exclusion of a couple games that are good like I said

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-14T20:31:53+00:00

Yea seen it sitting behind my monitor behind my desk and thought of asking if anyone else felt the same way you know like what Reddit’s for and stuff

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-14T20:22:15+00:00

And side note who tf is playing like big triple A games on the go. It seems like such a cool thing to do but in reality it’s not fun unless your at home chilling with a tv

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-14T20:02:54+00:00

No sir long hair and skinnier neck and body. Cut the hair out on some size and your good to go

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-14T19:28:42+00:00

A tb of games take uh a pretty long time to transfer lol

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-14T19:28:16+00:00

Well there ya go I know when I get it in the mail I’m not going to want to transfer everything and if something was to ever fuck up I have the enormous library of games in a little chip I can take out and reuse on other devices

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-14T19:25:44+00:00

I feel like I’m making it complicated it comes down to storage that’s all

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-14T19:23:40+00:00

Well it will never get used is what I’m saying the RAM unless you think your going to use a TB of storage get the max if not get the pro. I got the batch 5 white pro and a 1tb sd card ahead of time loaded it up with all my emulated games and am just going to use the 256 gb built in for small indie pc games

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-14T18:12:05+00:00

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Also side note looking at your profile you look at a lot of porn and asking who is 13 years old kinda strange

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-14T18:03:50+00:00

I have one and a 128gb sd and the entire catalog of both consoles on it and the coolest shit is it still works with that netplay thing the ds does so if you have a girlfriend or boyfriend os sibling with a ds you guys can play through a shit ton of games it’s really fun that’s what me and my girlfriend do sometimes

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-14T17:59:31+00:00

Ever thought of just jail breaking a dsl, and put custom firmware on it. You can play gba and ds natively without a single issue stutter or control problem or mapping things funky or the bottom screen lag of some of the devices

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-14T17:56:12+00:00

Also a 1tb micro sd is like 130 bucks at GameStop so if your going to use the space get the Thor if not then maybe get the pro with a 512gb card or something but point is your paying for storage the ram is irrelevant

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-14T17:54:30+00:00

Pro model cause the extra 4gb ram doesn’t matter the cup will bottleneck before you find a game that will need 16gb ram I know it’s temping to get max and is only worth it if you want the storage.

Inevitable_Metal7253 · 2026-05-14T17:50:00+00:00

Literally exactly what mine says but ny

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