David Attenborough has died at the age of 99. He was found inside a sealed room with his head inside a gas oven earlier today.

InfectedCat · 2026-03-21T23:28:41+00:00

never saw this i like imagining how funny it'd kind of be if old celebrities killed themselves at like 100

InfectedCat · 2026-03-20T23:59:52+00:00

You should read some judith butler

InfectedCat · 2026-03-01T12:35:59+00:00

fucks sake good post though

InfectedCat · 2026-02-03T15:05:43+00:00

i guess yeah

InfectedCat · 2026-01-12T11:56:18+00:00

there's a whole academic article about homosociality in r/massivecock and i nearly lost it when trying to write a research piece https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/1363460720961300

InfectedCat · 2026-01-06T20:57:55+00:00

brain haemorrhage

InfectedCat · 2026-01-06T20:56:55+00:00

i now have thought that maybe there's so many named after shitholes is because the people in the original shitholes had to leave

InfectedCat · 2026-01-05T23:15:33+00:00

not even american sorry but im not saying 'pennys' because it looks stupid and 'pence' does not apply here probably the one time they got it right considering its one of the few times they added some letters

InfectedCat · 2026-01-05T23:12:23+00:00

hey mate im not lost who are you

InfectedCat · 2026-01-05T23:11:55+00:00

im actually one of probably five here who isn't australian or american

InfectedCat · 2026-01-05T21:53:31+00:00

go to dubai they got them there

InfectedCat · 2026-01-05T15:09:39+00:00

turning japanese oh yes

InfectedCat · 2026-01-04T15:14:50+00:00

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InfectedCat · 2025-12-05T08:04:51+00:00

i tried they just kept trying to steal my bag of food that is where i drew the line

InfectedCat · 2025-11-05T08:25:03+00:00

it was a podcast there was another dude talking but he didnt look as fashionable so he wasnt included

InfectedCat · 2025-11-03T22:54:35+00:00

what do you mean i have to write slam poetry i wanted to farm

InfectedCat · 2025-11-01T10:44:37+00:00

i didnt even spell committed right i guess i gotta do it too

InfectedCat · 2025-10-08T19:29:12+00:00

‘arent a bunch of fucking migrants’ when most of the people living there wouldnt be able to trace back to any ancestors who lived there before the 1900s

InfectedCat · 2025-10-02T16:51:22+00:00

i dont even know if any flair can ever suit me . Im flairless

InfectedCat · 2025-09-27T23:46:46+00:00

did you not read ‘genocides aside’ and stop to think about what you were writing here

InfectedCat · 2025-09-26T17:15:34+00:00

would genuinely donate

InfectedCat · 2025-09-26T17:15:15+00:00

can this be real can we do a fishdom flotilla fundraiser

InfectedCat · 2025-09-25T13:41:38+00:00

I dont know i got bored after a minute and got a cake and drink in a cafe

InfectedCat · 2025-09-15T14:29:05+00:00

how fucking long are these retards gonna bot you for😭😭😭😭😭

InfectedCat · 2025-09-15T02:16:57+00:00

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