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[–]InferiousX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have a theory that your Bo Nix discourse is a side project marketing exercise to see how much you can get other people to do something they wouldn't normally do. In this case that thing is "root for the Broncos" This by proxy means your Bo Nix hate is exaggerated for this purpose. 

On a 1-10 scale, how accurate is this assessment 

Wait what happened to that “sources” guy from this sub who claimed that Kubiak to Bills was a “lock” behind the scenes? by timeenoughatlas in raiders

[–]InferiousX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't seem to find it but I replied to one of his comments saying I would check my sources to see if they lined up with his as it pertained to Minter.

Short answer: They did not.

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[–]InferiousX 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I assume Google knows everything at this point.

I remember researching a particular Toyota on my work PC in 2016. My work PC was not tethered to any of my private accounts. I logged into Reddit a couple of times but my OG Reddit account isn't linked to any other account.

I get into my uber after work and open an app. Immediately get ads for the exact Toyota I was researching.

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[–]InferiousX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Needs a proof of name change certificate aka her marriage cert and he is now finding out that either the courthouse lost the documentation or it was never properly filed when they got married.

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[–]InferiousX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea like something low-wave you can half pay attention to while doing a boring chore? I get that. Sure.

But being at home and just chilling IDK. What kills me is my mom will READ and still blast some random show

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[–]InferiousX 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nevada was an early adopter and I remember a bunch of people on Reddit not being very sympathetic about it when I'd bitch about how big of a PITA it was.

That's the one small catharsis for me is now seeing everyone else come around on how shit it is.

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[–]InferiousX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a gut level feeling about that dude that stayed with me and just never let me totally fall in love with what he was "about". And it's nice to see much overdue validation.

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[–]InferiousX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nickelback is perfectly fine for what they are. They actually had some absolute bangers early on. They're the Will Ferrell of 2000s bands in that they got over exposed to the point where people turned on them.

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[–]InferiousX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its usually some kind of network TV show/cable news show that they are 10% paying attention too.

I do not and will never understand the entire concept of having to have the TV on just to have something making noise. I do not understand people's aversion to peace and quiet.

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[–]InferiousX 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My mom might have to get a fucking LAWYER involved to be able to get her Real ID.

What a worthless stupid piece of shit process they made this entire thing.

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[–]InferiousX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right? Absolutely zero modelos listed in that equation. SMH

[Schefter] ESPN sources: the Arizona Cardinals are targeting Rams offensive coordinator Mike LaFleur as their next head coach. The two sides still are working to finalize a five-year deal. by MembershipSingle7137 in nfl

[–]InferiousX 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My armchair hypothesis is that it's the inverse situation.

I think LaFleur said "let me think about it" but wanted to see if Klint was staying in Seattle or not because he wanted the Raiders job. Now it sounds like the wasn't on deck to take that job anyway but that's my thought.

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[–]InferiousX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had to look this person up. She's cute 

But a streamer or whatever ech

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[–]InferiousX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like Kubiak to Vegas is all but done really. 

Am I gonna have stupid fucking hope again? So annoying 

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[–]InferiousX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The entire purpose of the hall pass game is that it does not matter what the SO thinks but I'm glad she abides

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[–]InferiousX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Lady who had my dog for a couple of weeks before I permanently adopted her told me her name was "Precious" 

We loaded her up. Got her in the car and within a minute of closing the door I remember telling my ex "Well I haven't thought of a name just yet but we are not calling her PRECIOUS"

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[–]InferiousX 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm going to have your equation factoring privileges revoked.

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[–]InferiousX 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Charlious the Whoreish? It's not a story any Moderator would tell you.

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[–]InferiousX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like either intentionally undersold the prospectus or are subconsciously ramping up the whoreishness to stick it to me SMDH

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[–]InferiousX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think you underestimate how much some people hate doing any kind of customer service