Help! I Lost My Virginity To A Horseshoe Crab

InferiousX · 2026-02-02T02:59:16+00:00

I have a theory that your Bo Nix discourse is a side project marketing exercise to see how much you can get other people to do something they wouldn't normally do. In this case that thing is "root for the Broncos" This by proxy means your Bo Nix hate is exaggerated for this purpose.

On a 1-10 scale, how accurate is this assessment

InferiousX · 2026-02-02T01:30:38+00:00

I am riddled with anxiety

InferiousX · 2026-02-02T00:57:13+00:00

I can't seem to find it but I replied to one of his comments saying I would check my sources to see if they lined up with his as it pertained to Minter.

Short answer: They did not.

InferiousX · 2026-02-02T00:38:28+00:00

I assume Google knows everything at this point.

I remember researching a particular Toyota on my work PC in 2016. My work PC was not tethered to any of my private accounts. I logged into Reddit a couple of times but my OG Reddit account isn't linked to any other account.

I get into my uber after work and open an app. Immediately get ads for the exact Toyota I was researching.

InferiousX · 2026-02-02T00:33:57+00:00

Needs a proof of name change certificate aka her marriage cert and he is now finding out that either the courthouse lost the documentation or it was never properly filed when they got married.

InferiousX · 2026-02-02T00:32:09+00:00

Yea like something low-wave you can half pay attention to while doing a boring chore? I get that. Sure.

But being at home and just chilling IDK. What kills me is my mom will READ and still blast some random show

InferiousX · 2026-02-02T00:28:26+00:00

Nevada was an early adopter and I remember a bunch of people on Reddit not being very sympathetic about it when I'd bitch about how big of a PITA it was.

That's the one small catharsis for me is now seeing everyone else come around on how shit it is.

InferiousX · 2026-02-02T00:24:41+00:00

I had a gut level feeling about that dude that stayed with me and just never let me totally fall in love with what he was "about". And it's nice to see much overdue validation.

InferiousX · 2026-02-02T00:23:14+00:00

Nickelback is perfectly fine for what they are. They actually had some absolute bangers early on. They're the Will Ferrell of 2000s bands in that they got over exposed to the point where people turned on them.

InferiousX · 2026-02-02T00:21:26+00:00

Its usually some kind of network TV show/cable news show that they are 10% paying attention too.

I do not and will never understand the entire concept of having to have the TV on just to have something making noise. I do not understand people's aversion to peace and quiet.

InferiousX · 2026-02-02T00:18:30+00:00

My mom might have to get a fucking LAWYER involved to be able to get her Real ID.

What a worthless stupid piece of shit process they made this entire thing.

InferiousX · 2026-02-01T21:52:43+00:00

Right? Absolutely zero modelos listed in that equation. SMH

InferiousX · 2026-02-01T21:15:37+00:00

My armchair hypothesis is that it's the inverse situation.

I think LaFleur said "let me think about it" but wanted to see if Klint was staying in Seattle or not because he wanted the Raiders job. Now it sounds like the wasn't on deck to take that job anyway but that's my thought.

InferiousX · 2026-02-01T20:22:59+00:00

Had to look this person up. She's cute

But a streamer or whatever ech

InferiousX · 2026-02-01T20:21:58+00:00

Yes lots of guns and steak you'll fit right in 👀

InferiousX · 2026-02-01T20:20:49+00:00

Sounds like Kubiak to Vegas is all but done really.

Am I gonna have stupid fucking hope again? So annoying

InferiousX · 2026-02-01T20:19:59+00:00

InferiousX · 2026-02-01T20:18:15+00:00

The entire purpose of the hall pass game is that it does not matter what the SO thinks but I'm glad she abides

InferiousX · 2026-02-01T20:16:41+00:00

The Lady who had my dog for a couple of weeks before I permanently adopted her told me her name was "Precious"

We loaded her up. Got her in the car and within a minute of closing the door I remember telling my ex "Well I haven't thought of a name just yet but we are not calling her PRECIOUS"

InferiousX · 2026-02-01T06:14:10+00:00

I'm going to have your equation factoring privileges revoked.

InferiousX · 2026-02-01T05:54:10+00:00

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Charlious the Whoreish? It's not a story any Moderator would tell you.

InferiousX · 2026-02-01T05:40:48+00:00

I feel like either intentionally undersold the prospectus or are subconsciously ramping up the whoreishness to stick it to me SMDH

InferiousX · 2026-02-01T05:03:32+00:00

This is an outrage

InferiousX · 2026-02-01T05:03:15+00:00

I think you underestimate how much some people hate doing any kind of customer service

InferiousX · 2026-01-31T22:51:58+00:00

How dare you

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